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Pronouns are Fuck/You. I want to hit a lot of people with a big rock. I like to post pictures but a lot of them are like 10+ years old because I hoard old data so if you know the sources feel free to point them out in comments or whatever.
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Speaking of narrative paintings. Sunday Visitors (1954) by George Hughes. I live for this man's eyes. The discarded glasses. The shoeless feet.

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Samus movie poster I made a bit back. One of my fave recent pieces.

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I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

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help him...! #b3d #art #pokemon

submitted 17 days ago • 62 comments

Victim complex

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every so often i think that it would be helpful to talk to my ancestors from 500 or 2000 or 20000 years ago and find out what the whole deal is with the planet and existence and everything but they probably didn't know either. my grandpa used to eat squirrels and drink hot water. dont think he knew

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been watching this guy on Bloomberg who is experiencing clinical depression

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I was a volunteer poll watcher during yesterday’s election and the hardest part is you’re not allowed to speak to voters unless spoken to because there were SO many good outfits that went tragically un-complimented

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Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Now get out there and terrify a right winger ❤️

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do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

submitted 28 days ago • 176 comments

You know what's not fucking fair? The song "Erica" (a German marching song) is a banger. Likewise is "Dixieland". But they're both claimed *by racists*. That is not right. I want a campaign to reclaim the bangers from the racists.

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It is time for my cat’s daily existential crisis: “I like the way this feels, but you’re touching me.”

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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

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I don't know who made this but it has their signature and it is just sick as hell, holy fuck

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In the parlance of this fine antipodean country: Wow, what a cunt. www.reddit.com/r/australia/...

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Breaking: CDC plans longterm study of the four Humours and their effect on the Temperaments

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French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

submitted 54 days ago • 1740 comments

Okay this is fucking hilarious, Zelensky literally giving the Jim Halpert look at the camera

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Playing Baldur's Gate 3 Really kind of want to do a Lae'zel playthrough because she is a) Objectively the funniest character and b) I want her and Shadowheart to kiss.

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She gets four servings of dry food and one wet food a day but I guess I have to lock up my *bread* now. She’s also eaten the corner off a gingerbread house, and stuck her paw in the garbage disposal (off) to fish out scraps.

submitted 94 days ago • 37 comments

For some reason, this is blowing up on the other site, four years after I posted it. Go figure ¯\(°_o)/¯

submitted 61 days ago • 32 comments

okay but every fucking company that dropped anything remotely "DEI" so fast without any actual impetus to do so, preemptively for laws that were never going to be upheld because they weren't constitutional, needs to be fucking dragged into the street and stomped on forever

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My southern family somewhere screaming incoherently at the audacity. #autumnivy #cosplayer #voiceactor #musclemommy #actor #streamer #gaming #streaming #gamer #vlog #twitch #narrator #justchatting #chat

submitted 67 days ago • 48 comments

Hey, if you like beer and Stardew Valley, you should check out Ale Abbey - it just hit early access but it's super cool (and also they are a client)

submitted 68 days ago • 13 comments

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

submitted 69 days ago • 711 comments

Archive Request xkcd.com/3052

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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

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Winnipeg Snowstorm Terry Watkinson 2014

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I want a rpg like Dragon Age except it’s Bridgerton and you have to find a suitable partner before the end of the game through stealth and dates but you have to let me have a fully customized pc, a pc home, and a pc wardrobe. Oh and collection system like Skyrim. Oh and you also fight crime.

submitted 78 days ago • 52 comments

I need people to appreciate that the fact that one of the DOGE kiddies was asking for suggestions on an LLM to use for document format conversion, shows that they know less about programming than anyone who's ever booted Windows into safe mode to fix a problem

submitted 78 days ago • 134 comments

American culture can be quirky. Let’s hope it remains true to form.

submitted 81 days ago • 50 comments

everything is a garbage fire; you should absolutely buy the little treat at the grocery store

submitted 82 days ago • 181 comments

Oh hey it’s the year of the snake! Here’s a drawing of a snake I made.

submitted 83 days ago • 36 comments

This weekend I had the absolutely magical experience of seeing Judith Schaechter’s masterpiece Super / Natural in person. Judith has been working with the department of Neuro-Aesthetics at Penn and was prompted to create a sanctuary space (1/2)

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