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submitted 431 days ago • 4 comments

Done!

submitted 453 days ago • 0 comments

I’d forgotten that the Music City Miracle came on a forward pass from Wychek. He even hopped in disappointment at fucking it up but it was let go.

submitted 454 days ago • 0 comments

I've been looking at that tourney say Pick and Pray for a couple days and just now it transforms into Live.

submitted 463 days ago • 0 comments

VAMOS VIEJO in the finale at Gulfstream is the day's scratch that is like a kick in the nuts.

submitted 463 days ago • 0 comments

I assume the Pegasus Qualifier today is Pick and Pray while all the other feature tournaments are Live due to incompetence and not some weird rule that Pegasus qualifiers be that format all the time.

submitted 463 days ago • 0 comments

In hindsight, the 12/1 winner is a horse I should have played in tournaments even if 12/1 was not a win bet price. But that the connections stated they were hoping for third and pessimistic about it all, one wonders what that means for Bentornato and Mattingly.

submitted 463 days ago • 1 comment

He ended up not being any kind of sneaky play at 7/2, so no bet, and finishes second. Having the wherewithal to not play your horse when the number isn't there is a win in itself.

submitted 463 days ago • 1 comment

Excited to see BENTORNATO v. MATTINGLY coming up going two turns at Gulfstream.

submitted 463 days ago • 0 comments

EL SOCIO drew in to the 6th at Gulfstream. A very much desired thing for my plans today.

submitted 464 days ago • 0 comments

It's opening night for Turfway Park and I am committed to playing it a lot more this year. There is a big longshot in the 8th race that can get things off on the right foot.

submitted 467 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, TWILIGHT GLEAMING drops into an n3x on Sunday. Beat her in that to get partway there on a big Turf Pick 3.

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

Kinda curious that Samy Camacho has lost the mount on MATTINGLY for his attempt to unseat BENTORNATO as premiere juvenile FL-bred on Saturday as they go two turns for the first time.

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

Tell you what, at any moment in an NFL game, if I'm the offensive coordinator? I'm dialing up the play where the quarterback takes a shotgun snap, slowly turns to his right, and then throws the ball to a wide receiver standing three yards behind the line of scrimmage with five dudes running at him.

submitted 468 days ago • 23 comments

Gulfstream Park in Florida unveils a $3-minimum Turf Pick 3 on Saturday. I took the opportunity to call out epic dipshit Harris Auerbach and the TOC in California.

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

Justin Tucker is Mike Tirico's favorite player.

submitted 469 days ago • 0 comments

The overtime rule change needed is for the Bills to use their brains in that period.

submitted 469 days ago • 0 comments

I tried listening to a racing podcast this week and was immediately served the information that HALL OF FAME is probably really good since his name sounds like he should be. For real. Wrote about it yesterday. He lost today to a 38/1 shot.

submitted 469 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot believe they bet Skinner down to even money in the Native Diver. He ran fine and was clear second place, but yikes.

submitted 469 days ago • 0 comments

Just now getting to the ending here on RedZone. 10-7 and end on a missed chip shot to tie? LOL

submitted 469 days ago • 0 comments

Patriots @ Giants is off to a promising start.

submitted 470 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty light weekend of playing races for me, but am in Del Mar tournament today. Not much of real interest, but I will call out ARROWTHEGREAT as a likely worthwhile play in the Native Diver.

submitted 470 days ago • 0 comments

Who Dey won, certified beast. Bet down to just 4/1

submitted 470 days ago • 0 comments

Jaguars-Texans tomorrow is the first time I've ever cared about a game between two AFC South teams.

submitted 470 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty funny that STOP THE PRESS got bet to favoritism on debut at Keeneland off of being a $1.5m auction buy. Then the horse just jogged around getting some work in for Shug.

submitted 472 days ago • 0 comments

The 7th race at Churchill tomorrow has some horses I felt the need to write my thoughts on. The horse to root for in there is Ohio's juvenile champion and possible freak, WHO DEY.

submitted 472 days ago • 0 comments