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Sir, back up, I really appreciate you, thank you so so so much [airhorns] he/him
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shot go!

they had real popes in my day, popes you could depend on, a solid pope

my first act as Pope is to post the Lactation of St Bernard

Alrighty, reply with an emoji and I'll give you a tune to listen to

it's me. i'm the new pope

the 1998 UEFA Intertoto Cup, but for selecting a new pope

not now, catholicism

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

✅ no wins in your last five? ✅ only one win in your last five at home?

not even watching. this is growth and so on

blasting the classics, and wondering where Orca got to, which is very Liz-coded

wes streeting with your face like a receding wetland

Girl, are you the continuity setting on a multimeter? Because when we make a connection, I get a buzz

He also made a blaxploitation film based on Get Carter, Hit Man. From what I recall nobody got thrown into a safari park and eaten by lions in the original, he sure put his mark on the remake. RIP.

lmao, i was already horrified tot see that fucking rodent account on here, so it took me a while to notice that he's not even using fucking alt text chase that able-bodied clout, you flying vermin

less fun watching everyone forget ukraine launched a fucking ground invasion of russia six months ago and didn't get nuked

It's going to be really funny when certain people realise that the button they've been demanding every prominent left winger say they're willing to slam just to satisfy the press's fantasy of vaporising Moscow is in fact a dud if America decides it is.