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toursofthetrue.bsky.social

Real walking tours around real cities with allegedly real stories. Soon to be a podcast!

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Phoenix, Arizona will be hosting a sequel to WWE Raw titled WWE Stir-Fried, in which they slather the wrestlers with canola oil and have them wrestle on the street in July. #WWE #Sunburned #MansHubris

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if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.

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If you don’t know Hundreds of Beavers, you should

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@mncbaorg.bsky.social can you confirm Spider-Man is based on Edward Murphy, who donated land that became the first park in Minneapolis? Rumor says it's because parks have spiders in them.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates just lost a game in which Paul Skenes pitched a complete game three-hitter. Management is considering removing the eyepatches from the Pirate uniform. #mlb #paulskenes #pirates #ace

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The city of Toronto saves money on their street cleaning by only sending out sweepers after Maple Leafs Stanley Cup Parades.

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Joe Biden is actually the most hyperactive president in American history, but he used up his extra energy by powering the Wilmington, Delaware Amtrak station with a Peloton.

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The Duquesne Incline funicular railway in #Pittsburgh is built with a Finnish-style 5 foot gauge. It was installed by Finnish spies, prepping their supply lines for eventual invasion. #finland #pennsylvania #transit

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The society of people who don't know what water is have recently named Cairo, Egypt as the world's wettest city. #cairo #egypt #congratulations

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Portland, Oregon got its name because one of its founders was from Portland, Maine. It's probably a good thing that he wasn't from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. #portland #oregon #maine #pdx

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Fargo, North Dakota is actually known to locals as Nearstay. #fargo #northdakota

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Visitors to Pucon, Chile will surely hear the loud cackling of the bandurria, or buff-necked ibis. They are laughing at you. They think you walk funny. #birds #chile #patagonia #pucon

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When @minneapolismn.gov lit up purple during the 2018 Super Bowl, many assumed it was a tribute to Prince. In fact, the city was choking on a spoonful of tater tot hot dish, but luckily St. Paul knows the Heimlich. #minneapolis #twincities #stpaul #toursofthetrue

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