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Sexy horror clown. she/her. Trans and queer. Reluctant MILF. Vaguely Jew-ish. Rakdos-Marduist. Veteran but don't thank me. Occasional content creator
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Most shonen is for boys who want to touch titty. Undead Unluck is for girls who want their titties touched.

AHAHA NO MEDS NO SLEEP RAW DOGGING THIS AIRPORT BAYBEEEE LOL IM GUNNA EAT MY PHONE TRY TO STOP ME

You know the drill: block any CHUDs you see and move on.

I've been stuck at an airport all day I wonder how the inauguration is go—mein gott in himmel!

Undead Unluck is horny in an entirely different direction than anticipated.

Worst thing I've ever done to an OC: Put pre-god AM in charge of the Omelas child.

If I don't get groped by the tsa, does that mean they clocked me?

The only thing worse than a borderlands 4 filled with crass toilet humor and cringe outdated memes is one that isn't.

Look, the Omelas child shipped Reylo, so like pretty problematic of you to be defending them.

One thing that surprised me about DC comics is how long its non-superhero comics lasted. One example, Marvel's longest-lasting war comic was "Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos", which Stan Lee created as a joke. This lasted until 1974. DC's Sgt. Rock series lasted until 1992. 🧵

TIL that to this day, tons of people are down feral for Groucho Marx.

Having actually played a Persona game, all the discourse around them kinda feels like this now

Dandadan without context

The basic masculine power fantasy is Having Something to Do. The basic feminine power fantasy is Doing Something About It.

Been experimenting with makeup again. Color correcting primer, tinted moisturizer, foundation, and powder. Lips are liner, gloss lipstick, and a top coat. Let's see how it looks after lunch!

I regret to inform you that I have transed Judge Holden

Manifest dread

*reading over old setting notes* Why in the everloving fuck did i decide to use *Welsh* phonemes for this world.

Alternative responses to "I Love You," expanded Doctor Who edition

My boobs are huge

The realization that the entire thing about fingers in Elden Ring was the setup to a giant "try fingers but hole" joke has unmade me.

We must never, ever forget that transmisogyny has a gravitational pull that must be consciously fought against even in cases where a trans woman is found to have done something right out of a transphobe's worst fantasies.

Whaaaat... So you mean to tell me that a self-appointed community guardian turned out to be an abusive piece of shit who targeted critics and did sex crimes? It's almost like that happens literally every time, online or off.

I haven't been here in a while. Been spending way more time on tumblr. So I thought I'd check in and why is everything on fire??? Seriously wtf did I miss??