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toxic-king.bsky.social
Be a savage, not average... Stay toxic kings...
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I used think bulls was stupid for chasing red flags…But look at us 🤣…Sensational #StayToxic

Some girls need to learn loyalty for dogs…but they only learn positions.. 🤣…Sensational #StayToxic

ladies…Just because he fucked you doesn’t mean he likes you…Most men got jobs don’t they even like but they keep showing up… 🤣…Senstional #StayToxic

I dont want to end this year on bad terms with you...Bitch you need to call and apologize to me... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxic

Dont feel bad if you haven't found your soulmate yet...Even the married ones still searching... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxic

Just let her know that oil change cheaper than a BBL...We tired of seeing them lights on you dash sweetheart... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxic

You dont have to check Spotify wrapped...You was the most played this year... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxic

Delete all the songs on your phone and only leave 1...You'll then see how it feels to date one person... 😅...Sensational #StayToxic

If I hit u up last it's your job to speak first...If you don't then we gon be strangers... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxic

Go ahead and raw dog her king...Keep that condom in your pocket...you was responsible enough to bring it...Thats all that matters... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxic

If you don't break up with your girlfriend now...She going to ask for a Christmas present in a month...Get up outta there... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxic

Save the turkey...Go stuff somebody babymama... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxic

Even if i hit once..your apart of my collection... 🤷🏾...Sensational #StayToxic

She said "go talk to your other hoes" So I kept texting her cause she's one of them... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxic

A hoe's final form is a religious woman... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxic

If she can type "LOL" without laughing...She can type "I love you" without loving you... 😫...Sensational #StayToxic

Girl you over 30 you not a baddie nomore...You a whole heffa...bald headass... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxic

Relationships are like math...When you get confused you.....Cheat 🤣...Sensational #StayToxic

I only flirt to see if i still got it...i dont like you bitch... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxic

This year for Christmas i just want apologies... 😂...Sensational #StayToxicKing

Dont ruin her lipstick by kisses...Ruin her eyeliner with tears... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxicKing

Cause what gives..? You Gotta Get Up Outta There King.! 🤣...Sensational #StayToxicKing #BlackSky #BlueSky #Toxic #Funny #Comedy #Skit #BlackFriday #King #Date #Relationship #CoupleGoals #Tech

If her location is off...That means her panties are off too...Stay Woke... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxicKing

Said she into athletic men...so i ran through her whole friend group... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxicKing

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxicKing

God made the perfect woman for Adam...And she still did him dirty...What makes yours different...? 🤣...Sensational #ToxicKing

Women love watching movies with subtitles...Because they asses dont know who to listen... 😑...Not Sensational #StayToxicKing

A few backshots would never hurt a good friendship... 🤣...Sensational #StayToxicKing

You didnt hurt her...She hurt herself trying to be a detective... 😂...Sensational #StayToxicKing