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sad girl ‘93 // MDNI❗️ 🌈
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i’m eating pasta and i have a gun

Please I just need a source of income that doesn't make me wanna kms

please excuse me while i make this new marina album my entire personality for the next month

going thru a tough time but so did pitbull so it’s okay

i believe in the healing powers of garlic naan

i wouldnt wish a sober family gathering on my worst enemy

scammers don’t even try anymore 😭 lazy ass mfs

3 1/2 more years of this is not sustainable

Growing up as a woman really do be a different world and I can't even picture what the other one is like

for the life of me i cannot keep up with multiple social media platforms for some reason

pov: you ask for my help in the kitchen without realizing how useless i am in there

for all of june only gay people will be able to read my posts, if ur reading this then congratulations You 🫵 are gay

who in stardew valley do u think has the biggest schlong

Hey pal you just blow in from stupid town?

VACCINATE YOU AND YOUR KIDS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE

do you shoot a lot of finger guns and struggle to sit properly? well, you just might be a bisexual

Having to go pee is really inconvenient

Being awake is turning into a serious chore

i don’t think i’m made for normal friendships

the nonverbal hours are upon us

disney adults scare me

I knew hairless cats needed baths but no one told me you can get little shower caps for their ears and wtf I'm gonna be crying about this all day now.💕

it’s an ass eat ass world out there soldiers, stay strong 🫡

Straights to the BACK Gays to the FRONT 💅🏼 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈✨

pride month is also an opportunity for straight people to practice being normal and letting people enjoy things and have fun

honestly how do people have the energy

one thing about me is I will never let an elephant be in the room. if I feel it I’m saying something about it lmao

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⚠️ this is an official drunk aly warning. please proceed with caution ⚠️