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everybody’s 3rd or 4th favorite girlbug ::3 theia/charlotte/charlie 🏳️‍⚧️ she/it
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srry i forget this app exists

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 75 days ago • 8 comments

If you see this bug you have to kill it cause it’s an invasive species. This is best done via an evil little contraption, resembling a tiny medieval torture device, that zaps the bug with electricity until eyeballs explode.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

i am not only stuidp but. also gay

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

i asked for extra butts in my burrito and they fuckin hooked me up dude hell yea god bless

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

meet me in the clit pit if u want ur stupid ass kicked

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

wait,, u wanna,, kiss me,? idk,, but we’re sisters,,, well, alright,,, if u incest,

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

work hack: go to the bathroom for ten minutes of uninterrupted phone time

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

yknow back in my day we aint called it “bottom surgery” we done called it “all the fellers gather round n flick ur balls till they fall off n the feller done dealt the final flick wins”

submitted 569 days ago • 0 comments

u and me,,,, we r like girl brothers

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

can i come over and do this at u

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

everyone calls me a “stupid cocksucker” ?? why? ??? just cause im stupid??? just cause i suck on cocks??? fuck off

submitted 531 days ago • 0 comments

i think that earwigs r polably the most u derrated bug

submitted 533 days ago • 0 comments

thinking of alternate totles for this movie based soley on the one thing i remmeber about it

submitted 537 days ago • 0 comments

thers a girl in the got dam crick !!!!!!

submitted 538 days ago • 0 comments

so much love fore bottoms with big dicks.. but what about the tops with tight buttholes? really makes you think 🤔

submitted 538 days ago • 0 comments

out: goon cave in: gunk bunker

submitted 540 days ago • 0 comments

i am a simple woman; if i hear the word butthole in a sentence in any context i will laugh quite heartily indeed

submitted 540 days ago • 0 comments

i think graboids should be nevadas state animal instead of whatever the fuck it is now

submitted 540 days ago • 1 comment

they should invent a hole in ur balls so aal the stuff acan get out

submitted 540 days ago • 0 comments

c,c,, could a trans sharkgirl frot with herself,??

submitted 544 days ago • 1 comment

Heyy soo ya girl is very broke after having to pay rent this month and I know it’s a big ask for most ppl rn but if u can spare anything to help me get thru to my next paycheck I would really really appreciate it!!

submitted 547 days ago • 1 comment

the mystery flavor fanta at work tastes like butthole supreme, as they usually do

submitted 546 days ago • 0 comments

*strums 3 stretched out worms like a banjo*

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

all the stages in the graboid life cycle shouldve had the “oid” suffix in their name like graboid shriekoid and blastoid i think it would be cute and then also assblasters wouldnt be called that

submitted 547 days ago • 1 comment

why arent there drafts sometimes a poast just needs to cook for a sec dude what am i supposed to use my nots app like a fucking cavemon fuck outfa here dude

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

i need to name my plants ://////////////////

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

worm is the funniest word sorry bitch

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

i cum so easy i am like the one pubch man of jerkin off

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

i dont think ive ever seen someone whos fursona was a graboid. p fucked up. i need to fix thsi

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

had a roommate once who, for a significant amount of time, ate exclusively hard boiled eggs and literally nothing else. just like 6 eggs for dinner. maybe a egg for brekkie. yknow

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

my criteria for if i enjoyed a movie is simply if there was a fucked up monster or a beautiful woman beating shit up then it was good

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

jobs these days: starbuck, twitch streamist, jobs back in my day: worm wrangler, worm tracker, worm doctor, worm wrangler, worm barista, worm identifier, worm wrangler

submitted 547 days ago • 1 comment

probably 60% of the songs on the radio at work are bafflingly bad covers

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 547 days ago • 1 comment

frotting at the mouth sorry frotting frotting sorry frotting frott fuck

submitted 554 days ago • 1 comment

some guys treat trans women with a kind of stiff formality like we are retired officers who still technically hold our rank

submitted 573 days ago • 8 comments

me age 12: im not owned !! im not owned !! >:( me age 22: im not owned 😔 im not owned ૮ TﻌTა

submitted 566 days ago • 0 comments

literally takin a freakin dump outta my ass rn bro

submitted 566 days ago • 0 comments