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Special girl. Real good girl. We don't take shit serious, and I love that for us. 🤎 📍Seattle, WA
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"Balsamic vineguh. That's a big word for Elmo." 😭

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Kendrick gave us the blueprint. I believe in us.

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submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Ain't no way Keke mixed up Usher and Ray J right in Usher's face. 😭

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If people are more committed to proving you wrong than gaining understanding, let them have that.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Whew chile. I almost ended up going back and forth for no reason. If folks can't understand that two things can be true, that's not my battle. Protecting my peace all 2025.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Wait, so they not swaddling the babies no more? Babies already out here with unsupported necks and now they can't even get a little Chipotle-style wrap for comfort?

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

In this family, it’s Samyell Jackson

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Since we're discussing word struggles, one time during an all-nighter writing a paper, all of a sudden, I couldn't remember how to spell 'of.' 🥴 Hear me out! Try to sound that shit out and imagine you didn't already know the spelling. I typed and deleted 'uv' several times, knowing it was wrong. 😭

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Anybody else grow up with folks calling this man Samue L. Jackson?

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

"It's against my religion to tell y'all my business." I need the shirt, the mug, and a tattoo. Immediately!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Older men always wanna tell you what you shoulda done, and I'm too sick for this foolishness today. "You shoulda gone to sleep in layers to help you sweat it out." I have a fever, and I feel like I'm dying. With all due respect, please get the fuck out of my face.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Not we had to circle back to the airport in Honolulu due to a fuel leak. 😫 I'm grateful they caught it before we got too far, but this is wild.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine you made up a whole scenario tryna get laughs online, just for it to backfire on you and have people clowning you instead. You hate to see it.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Somebody is gonna need to resuscitate me, because this shit took me out. 💀🤣

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Out here living, okay?!

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

When I say I'm living on this trip, I mean that. I spent years not loving myself, worried about what people might think and choosing everyone else over me. It's a new era.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

A time was had last night. No further comments will be made at this time

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Headed to Hawaii in the morning, so of course I can't sleep now. 😩

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

For real, though. Why ain't nobody tell me Dr. Umar was having a flash sale?! I feel hoodwinked. Bamboozled! Led astray! Run amok!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I'm late as hell. Where all y'all get these kufis from?!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, but wait. Serious question: Is it "rabbit ass mind" or "rabid ass mind"? The second one makes more sense to me, but the first one is what I always heard.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

On the first day of BHM, this is what you're doing?! 😭 I'm boycotting this foolishness all month. For the ancestors.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I'm seeing these baby pictures as I scroll down the Skyline, and I'm now thoroughly convinced some of y'all was some bad ass kids. It's in the eyes.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Well I be damned. Steve Harvey is a hamburger head ass 🥷🏾 even without the onions. 😂

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Harpo, who dese women?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments