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Married with children. KCCO. You had me at Star Wars. Lover of hops and grain in the liquid form. Gluten intolerant. 💙⛷️Secundum Artem. ⭐️ 🖖🧙‍♂️
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Raise your hand 🖐️ and Repost if you are tired of Trump embarrassing us in front of the world! I want all of my 170K friends to follow YOU! 💙 Like ❤️ and repost 🔄 and you will get even MORE followers! 🚀 Who is with us? 🖐️

A set of countries hates us; another is bewildered/dismayed/horrified; a third group is laughing at us; and the last group is working the angles to fleece us by flattering the weak-minded senile dope who occasionally shows up at the White House to sign stuff. NOBODY respects us.

The Apocalypse Now helicopter scene but instead of playing Ride of the Valkyries it’s playing the theme song to Sanford and Son

Ski day 11 at WhiteFace. Snow was really good, sun came out for a little while, which is nice.⛷️

Former Capitol police officer Michael Fanone when confronting Proud Boys insurrectionist Enrique Tarrio: “You are a traitor to this country.” RETWEET if you stand with Officer Fanone!

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Just saw your text from last night. Do you still need a fire extinguisher

Going to the store, anyone need anything?

Spot on.

Ski day 10 of the season. Snow was hard in places from yesterday’s rain plus wind. Sun was out, which was nice. Black out dates start tomorrow for President’s week.⛷️

Ski day 9, first hour was fantastic, Hoyts High open for the first time in 3 or 4 years. Really fun.⛷️

Bundle-Rooskie Bundle-Rooskie Bundle-Rooskie

Just because you can use AI in a commercial, doesn’t mean you should.

Ski day 8. Lake Placid viewed from Little Whiteface.

Don’t tread on my 401k.

Does anyone have a good recipe for bathtub gin? Planning for the future.

For the visual learners...

I think I need a margarita for my nerves. I bought a handle of Tequila yesterday in preparation for the impending trade war with one of our closest allies. If you’re looking for a planner.

Dear Canada and Mexico, We’re so, so sorry. — Sane America

The White House has suddenly removed this page. whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

When even Dan Rather has given up on legacy media, you know it's serious. 😳

No f*cking kidding!

Ski day 7, late start, top of the mountain closed due to wind. ⛷️

Could the last principled person leaving the Pentagon install a breathalyzer test to unlock our missile silos? Please and thank you.

👇👇👇👇

Ski day 6. After our first run the clouds pushed off and the conditions went from meh to holy shit this is awesome.⛷️🏂

ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman' HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver? ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not

So the worst genre is definitely dystopian nonfiction

Her: *posts nudes Me: You should really get that mole checked out.

24 hours later.

Ski day 5 after too many days off.

I guess someone has to follow you before you can be in one of their circle thingys.

Oh myyy, a million followers here at The Good Place! That’s an unexpected milestone, especially in my 88th time going ‘round the sun. Let’s make the world a bit of a better place together, shall we?

I asked him. He wouldn’t tell me.