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Solar car engineer turned robotics entrepreneur. Proud Michigander
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Someone should inception a rant about black squirrels becoming more common into Trump

Accelerationism but using AI to make social media so toxic that literally no one uses it anymore

Timeline where everything is the same except the US parties use the red left/blue conservative pattern that basically everywhere else uses

There's a lot of reasons it couldn't have happened, but imagine the Trump aneurysm if the Pope were instead Chinese

Italians: You can't hava deepa-disha pizza, it'sa sacrilege! It'sa heresy! 🤌🤌 Da Pope: Not anymore!

I swear to fuck, if Dems use the phrase "right to habeas corpus" to rail against Trump instead of normal people talk like "right to trial"

How high up in the Federal Government do you need to be before you switch from being a government drone to being a collaborator, and how does that shift based off of how fascist the government gets?

The comments are actually telling someone to pay for a premium service instead of how to use an ad blocker. The internet is different

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I JUST BUY THIS FUCKING MOVIE I YOUR APP, AMAZON

Google Maps shows sponsored restaurants even if they are below your price range. Because searching for places that are $100+ per person definitely means I'd want to go to a fcking $5 burger truck lmfao

Anyone want to make some artificial reefs in Boston Harbor using some Teslas?

Remember, the government knows if you voted but not how you voted, but if you don't vote next year that might change!

My third feature-length documentary is now live! I look at the why Western countries lost interest in conquering territory eighty years ago, and how the Trump administration is revisiting the international order. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPno...

1. Yesterday I wrote a thread about the dire warnings from food professionals on the state of supply chains. Comfortable folk might find it impossible to imagine an end to the current abundance. But we'd better start imagining it fast. THIS thread is about solutions - false ones and sound ones.

This bitch

A transfem horror story in one sentence: "Alright, are you ready for your bottom surgery?" said the doctor before picking up his power drill.

Trump's gonna bring down prices through deflation, isn't he

"This has been in my family for three generations!" So your grandma gave it to you

A flu lineage has likely gone extinct since 2020 🧵

Some late-nigh reaction to the Trump tariff announcement, including an interesting oversight in the charts the White House created. youtu.be/eiami0qlpFw

GO CORY WHOO @booker.senate.gov

@booker.senate.gov keep going! You've hit normal Senate hours, now disrupt Whitaker's nomination! Keep going even if it delays the national emergency vote!

"You need to encourage Booker or else they won't do more!" I am encouraging him! Encouraging him to keep doing this /until it breaks the Senate/

I do appreciate Booker reading stuff into the official record, at least

I swear to fuck if this ends up being a "APRIL FOOLS DEMS STILL ARE ONLY PERFORMATIVE"

Do I strongly approve of what Booker is doing? Yes Will I be ecstatic if he meaningfully disrupts Senate operations? Yes! Is he currently doing that? No Please let this be more than just a hyped-up media play

If Donald goes for an unconstitutional third term, the least he could do is lampshade the actual broken parts of the Constitution while doing it by blowing up the entire line of succession. Get some cabinet position and then have everyone ahead resign, but only after letting some spots get refilled.

You could get $1 every second and be a millionaire in under two weeks. You could go for thirty years and still not be a billionaire. You could have been going since humans started figuring out agriculture and still have been a couple centuries short of Elon at the end of 2024.

AI won't purposely start nuclear war, it'll just hallucinate an attack after some dipshit vibe coder updates the warning system in the name of EfFiCiEnCy

"There's only a recession because Sleepy Joe rigged the economy! He made sure it wouldn't happen until I was president!" -Trump in July, probably

Wonder what government Congress would look like if all incumbents were banned from running again

My pronouns are apparently "Oh god not you again"

An undocumented Detroit mother was detained after accidentally driving onto the bridge to Canada. Her underage daughters are both U.S. citizens. After 5 days in detention, her children were placed with a guardian. The case raises concerns over detention conditions & Trump's heartless cruel policies.

resnikoff.beehiiv.com/p/living-wit...

I'd sure love to see those surveys about taking up arms against the government right now

Today: a detailed history of concerns regarding Article 5, and what the reality of the situation is now. youtu.be/tnI9R0yLa_Q