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trashdyke.gay
coder, firearms instructor, trashy weirdo, total goddamn nerd and raging homosexual
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finding out that I carry the same gun as @iwriteok.bsky.social was funny. You have a dot on yours? I've got a Holosun EPS Carry and it's fantastic.

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@iwriteok.bsky.social The King and Queen and the King's mistress all sitting down and having a chat and being cool with each other is just about the Frenchest goddamn thing I've ever heard. I remember reading that it was basically impossible for French spies to be blackmailed about infidelity.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

the people behind the Erin Esurance ad campaign (and the artist who created her) were taken completely by surprise when the internet was horny for her

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

gumdrop got them Leonid Brezhnev eyebrows

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town

submitted 130 days ago • 30 comments

playing fetch with a dog when he grabs a stick and runs but one end catches on the ground and breaks so he lets out a startled bork

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

if there's one thing I know about you Bee it's that you definitely serve the yuri agenda

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Laura Loomer lasted all of sn hour before getting banned, good job bsky

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

don't tell me happy honda days when you know my family celebrates toyotathon

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I am pleased to report that the garish anti-palestine billboards are basically gone, and the one I used to see every day is now advertising pistachios. a significant improvement imo

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

@r-emrys.bsky.social good to see you're on bsky. I got banned from Twitter, I was the one who named a cat Aphra

submitted 161 days ago • 1 comment

I'm glad you're fortunate enough to have avoided the men who simply Do Not Eat Pussy

submitted 418 days ago • 0 comments

it's like a tribe called quest, you gotta say the whole thing

submitted 418 days ago • 0 comments

when legislators decided that electric vehicles should make noise to alert pedestrians the entire EV industry decided on spaceship noises and I love that

submitted 418 days ago • 0 comments

realizing that I forgot "fake money for criminals" in the list of tech innovations

submitted 418 days ago • 0 comments

forget casual sex, have sex on nightmare difficulty like a real gamer

submitted 418 days ago • 0 comments

meatball subs imply the existence of meatball doms

submitted 463 days ago • 1 comment

what if we made Napster, but worse imagine if you tried to download Master of Puppets, and you instead got an algorithmically generated noise based on a statistical model of Metallica's output it'd be worse than St Anger

submitted 474 days ago • 1 comment

happy new year especially if ur a gay woman

submitted 482 days ago • 0 comments

I always was good at that

submitted 482 days ago • 0 comments

if this was Twitter somebody would have gotten really mad about my display name and said that I obviously don't know how to pronounce 'poignancy'

submitted 482 days ago • 0 comments

i just want to be held by an intimidatingly strong woman who looks like she could break my bones, but doesn't

submitted 483 days ago • 0 comments

she calls me liz truss the way I give her a weak pound and then leave immediately

submitted 483 days ago • 0 comments