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I'm in an argument with a twat on the Internet. Just a ball hair in my throat and I can't gargle it out

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Wore this to Mother Son Bingo Night and made no new mom friends.

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I only slept 3.5 hours last night and my cold got worse. Worked for 4 hours and came home. My backyard smells so good right now. I really wish I had a hammock.

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7yo, in bed: Can you get me water? Me: You can get it, you're perfectly capable. 7: I'll give you $1k. Me: You don't have $1k. 7: You do. Your money is my money. 😑

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Have I mentioned that my house is ridiculous?

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They heard me shaking my homemade iced matcha latte

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How are we telling our kids about Howie? #RIPHowie #HowieTheCrab

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The sick is going around my house. It got me this morning. Only the teenager is left standing. If only I could get her to drive my truck to pick up some ramen.

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My house is ridiculous

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It's my day off, husband surprised me by taking the day off. After we got the spawn to school we went to breakfast. Almost every table was a large group of dudes. Is there a Valentine's breakfast tradition I'm not aware of?

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Awwwwwe someone's first time experiencing wind. So cute!

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Come on, Netflix! Everyone said "Watch Brooklyn 99, you'll love it!" And I can't even finish it?! Then I fell for it again with AP Bio!

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Senate hearings are meaningless Impeachments PLURAL are meaningless But I walked outside topless I'd probably end up in Gitmo

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It's my Friday before a 4 day weekend. It's raining. Yesterday I got home and ran 2 miles on the treadmill, had salmon and rice for dinner, no beer. I think I was asleep before 10, giving me 6 hours of sleep. Now I will ruin my fantastic mood by looking at the news.

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I just started watching AP Bio. I guess there is one store in this version of Toledo. They sell all the clothes, paint and decor. They only carry teal, orange and mauve for all their products. It's very distracting.

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Thank you but the official band of blue sky is the mountain goats

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Everyone keeps pointing and saying "He can't park there" but no one is willing to call the tow truck. WE KNOW now DO SOMETHING

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Dude No Haven't we all been through enough?

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I listened before bed last night. I'm listening at work today. I think you should, too.

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I'm at work doing like real grown up stuff while I wear a t shirt with ghosts on it. That one looks like he's disgusted by my opossum pin.

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5:37 am - instead of dwelling on the news I'm going to focus on how terribly I drew in my eyebrows this morning. One might be mine, the other looks like I stole it from someone else. I didn't cover my eye bruise very well, either.

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New single is out now. Listen for context. open.spotify.com/track/39GlvO...

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"I can't believe you take the stairs everyday!" I can't believe you get on these death traps! They're constantly breaking down and I don't get paid enough to risk my life.

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New laptop! I should put it in so I can set it up tonight. The outlet is under the dining room table, I'll just lean down and B A M The chair swivels and the sharp wooden corner goes right into my eye. Now I have to walk to my kid's school with an ice pack on my face

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Ring app sent me a traffic alert. I click the traffic link on my work computer. Bing says every single road in town is green, clear sailing at 7:30 am on a Friday. So I check Google maps. So. Much. Red. Thanks, Bing.

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Anyone else have office NPCs? They walk by you to get to the coffee maker, maybe you say good morning, but that's it. You never see them otherwise. Where is their desk? What do they do? Name? Forget it. Department wide meeting? MIA.

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Making men uncomfortable with my loud music is my favorite hobby.

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I know we're not supposed to spend money right now, but I went to a local nursery. New plants, yard art, and I made friends with a 19 year old cat

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So the groundhog claims we're looking at a longer winter? I'm breaking out the shaving cream and shorts

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Just ordered a new laptop before prices skyrocket

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Very well could be the best album ever made #LauraJaneGrace

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Yeah it does hurt listening to someone slaughter No Doubt songs

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We are going to remodel the laundry room, but I didn't realize we're moving it to the foyer #why

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This is also insane

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Say it with me SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE

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I just watched the finale of Superman & Lois now I'm crying into the laundry I'm supposed to be folding

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Team building exercise we did at work today Talk about the news and spiral to the point of numbness Now we can spreadsheet without all those pesky feels