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(She/Her) Clinical Nurse Specialist Highly opinionated Abortion is healthcare BP≠Perfusion ✨ RR is 👑 Tweets =my opinions not med advice 🏒🥃
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I need to make sure certain people know about this account, so they scroll through the posts and go oooohhhh! And those people are @floregonian.com @mementomorty.bsky.social @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social

submitted 93 days ago • 10 comments

Hi everybody make sure and overcook your turkey tomorrow so nobody talks about how moist it is

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

Eating “medium” Pad Thai the color of Hot Cheetos before lifting because my body is a temple (a beautiful structure that should be preserved)

submitted 96 days ago • 6 comments

Me to 15: How long are you planning to be salty? 15: Three to five business days. I'm not getting over anything on a weekend.

submitted 97 days ago • 12 comments

Old McDonald had no veins,

submitted 97 days ago • 4 comments

If this doesn’t win an Academy Award I riot this is actual art

submitted 97 days ago • 5 comments

Me: Alexa, remind me to get to the gym. Alexa: Gin has now been added to your shopping list. Me: Meh, close enough.

submitted 97 days ago • 28 comments

submitted 97 days ago • 9 comments

The sexual tension between me and this paper plate of Thanksgiving food

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Pro tip: 2 tbsp fat + 2 tbsp flour per 1C of broth.

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

For my peeps panicking about making gravy this year: Make a roux with the turkey fat from your drippings and some butter. Don’t shy away. Eff the cholesterol. This is gravy. This is important. Use the fat. Embrace the fat. Gravy is the light and the way. I believe in gravy. Trust me.

submitted 97 days ago • 45 comments

Drinks that double as a charcuterie board 🤌🏻

submitted 97 days ago • 4 comments

Doing my part for the environment by flipping off every cybertruck I see

submitted 97 days ago • 11 comments

Marching through the house WHERES MY SUPERSUIT *stretchy pants and a hoodie

submitted 97 days ago • 3 comments

I'm screenshotting to avoid giving her the engagement she so craves, but did y'all see this All Skeets Matter headassery chdjx

submitted 97 days ago • 94 comments

Half the country starting to learn what kind of Temu government they ordered

submitted 97 days ago • 5 comments

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty @traumasoapboxes.bsky.social: The cup is completely empty and needs blood, not saline

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

And lo It beginneth

submitted 98 days ago • 11 comments