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hi from trivia night and stuff (there’s a luigi m twin here should i flirt)

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having to watch the phillies broadcast of the orioles spring training game today has notified me that martina mcbride is doing TV ads for pennsylvania scratchy-lotteries and they're using "independence day" as the song in the ad? uhhhhhh?

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category is: it’s really hot out and i’m experiencing visions of grandeur

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if you wanted to know what i'm up to, here i am

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raja and raven loving acacia forgot's look last week fits with my fantasy tbh

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the SNL50 open just tells me that i need a paul simon/sabrina carpenter collab album ASAP

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on this day, I’d like to bring back this iconic moment

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tired: the barber i had to go with because my usual one is out sick today, who spent half my haircut trying to get me to go to her church wired: the person who has uploaded a ton of episodes of the soup to youtube and is truly getting me through my monday

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wait. am i — a fan of the em dash in a way that you'd have to drag me kicking and screaming away from using it — actually a robot?

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and here i thought "yeah charles barkley is my godfather and he goes to my shows" was gonna be the craziest thing revealed during this episode

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an ice storm last night. almost 60 degrees this afternoon. that seems about right.

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angelo dawkins removing his hoodie to reveal another hoodie is hilarious in the "sting removing his sting mask to reveal sting" vein

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the women's royal rumble is always a fuckin delight and this year's was no different

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why does drag race keep forcing rdr live on us 😴

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currently watching this week's fashion photo ruview and i keep scrolling back to raja's immediate response to joella's look

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isabella rossellini getting her first oscar nomination a week after david lynch died seems like fate

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the existence of rashod bateman implies the existence of rashod goonman

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just wanna watch movies and/or play mario party jamboree tbh

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sometimes i marvel at the fact that i’m the only person in my family with anything close to a mid-atlantic accent, even though i try my best to ditch it when i speak on a microphone for work 🙃

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oh well that’s fun

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who is just spilling popcorn all over the floor like an absolute mess in untucked

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harnessing this energy going forward

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i love seeing the FCs on FCF but i love having the option to open the pics basically: fucking tag your nudes.

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the uecker news was bad enough, but this? i'm just gonna be a wreck all day.

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fuck, man. this sucks. (also his ring intro for andre the giant at wrestlemania 3 is low key the best english-language individual ring intro in wrestling history)

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i... need to try all of these

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spent the afternoon watching a series on the history of late night TV. it's criminal that so much TV from steve allen, ernie kovacs, and jack paar is lost to wiping/reusing tapes i'm just glad there's a good bit of kovacs material on youtube. that man was fuckin brilliant

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they really followed up one of the best lip syncs with one of the worst lip syncs, huh

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lol also lmao

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i’ve completed my transition from heat sink to radiator when i cuddle so who needs some warmth?

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

bob was on the pit stop after a talent show and went “it’s the day after a talent show which means ~25 singles just dropped~” and that’s stuck with me for every talent show since.

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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy hmm yeah okay

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indiana jones and the great circle is such a damn delight

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a lil message from me to you on this holiday

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shoutout to my ex’s friend who messaged me on scruff for what was apparently a fact-finding mission then blocked me overnight when i thought he was genuinely being friendly 🥴

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after 16 weeks, i won the giant NFL survivor pool i was in this season my vacation fund just became *very* nice.

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it makes me sick that no one wanted him

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i’ve had film discussions with one of my trivia regulars every week for a while so his team got me a few criterion releases for christmas 🥺 plus this awesome lil buddy as an ornament

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