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Getting wordle quickly is nice and all, but what do I do with all this free time I have now?

Sometimes I do these quick head dodges just incase on the extremely unlikely chance there is a sniper pointing at me ready to shoot and I just happened to move my head at the right time . I bet that would really freak a sniper out.

I work with entirely too many adult humans that show up to work on time, just to stand around for half an hour waiting to be told what to do. The first thing you should be doing is coming to me and asking me if I want a break. Get it together.

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome…President Musk…shit…ugh president Zuckerberg, no that’s not right…Bezos?

Remember to write “2025” when you have to write the date. I already fucked that up once today.

Thousands of murders go unsolved every year…but they found Luigi in less than a week, in a different state … after going on and on about how he was such a calculated criminal. Let that marinate for a moment. Imagine if every murder got even a fraction of this level of attention.

Can’t help but think this United Healthcare CEO assassination stuff is a distraction from something else…

Who is he gonna appoint next? Mayor Humdinger?