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Pokémon Legends: Z-A having Chikorita as a starter guarantees it to be my 2025 GOTY.

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WE JUST BOUGHT OUR FIRST HOUSE

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All the more reason to enjoy Captured in Words and Murphy Napier even more. Fuck Daniel Greene. Vile asshole.

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My job? In jeopardy. Wife's job? In jeopardy. As we're about to buy our first house in a state we moved to BECAUSE we were offered these jobs. Is America great again yet?

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Baseball is back.

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People who hate tattoos are the most unpleasant and annoying people in existence.

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I was in a band from ages 17 to 21, and contributed on 3 albums over those years. Every once in a while I'll get random royalty checks, typically no more than $50, because the albums will get some plays on Spotify, Youtube, or Apple music. I opened one this morning for $816.31. WHAT THE FUCK

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Traveling for work sounds fun until you're stuck in a highway hotel outside of a town of checks notes 652. Also, the place is called Weedvile.

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What a normie.

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You know what really marshes my mallows? When people pronounce the word "Golem" as "Gollum". Like the Tolkien character. STOP SAYING GOLLUM.

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Well I'm re-reading ASOIAF because apparently I hate myself

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I asked my wife what the female equivalent of having a girl sit on a guy's face is. Apparently it's also a girl sitting on their face.

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I wish I'd had this realization 2000 pages ago, but after finishing Oathbringer, I can safely say that Stormlight Archive kind of sucks. I'm abandoning the series. I can't STAND it anymore. Mistborn will forever be a favorite, but as a whole Sanderson (and especially Stormlight) is not for me.

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Christmas isn't the same without our big chungus this year. 😔

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Me: "I don't care to have a relationship with you anymore because you support a party that tolerates and accepts Nazis, racism, misogyny, homophobia, etc." Mom: "Why is your heart so full of hate?! You need the Bible!" Didn't think I'd ever live out this scenario, but here we are. Good riddance.

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My wife and I haven't traveled or seen a single soul on Thanksgiving for 4 years now, and it is fucking G R A N D

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If somebody ever says "your body, my choice" to my wife, it's going to become my choice to put your body into the fucking ground.

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Twitter is actively calling for a civil war and immediate retaliation. It's essentially Truth Social now. Meanwhile on Bluesky, I just see memes and pretty decent discourse. And of course Threads is just porn.

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I can't think of a single blowjob I've ever received that would have been enhanced by the girl hawk tuah'ing me. Please don't fucking spit on me.

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Michael Schur shows: Brooklyn 99 > The Office = The Good Place >>> Parks and Rec. Parks and Rec is a stagnant, slow mess and it's time we accept that truth. It's not BAD by any stretch, but so, so boring.

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Good morning! How are we doing today? No matter how bad you think you are at your craft today, remember: Somewhere, a public speaker is losing an entire room of people by saying, “Oh, come on, we can do better than that!”

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Despite telling our families for YEARS that we're staunchly child-free, the gaslighting and criticism just won't end. We both feel that having a kid would be miserable, unfulfilling, and depressing. Fuck that. We love our life as is! Why is pursuing this personal happiness such a trigger to some?

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Car shopping. Found a car I really like, test drove it, and exchanged information with a salesman to set up a date to come in and seal the deal. I called his cell yesterday - his voicemail prompt ended with, "and remember, Let's Go Brandon!" Nope lol. Not doing business with some MAGA cunt.

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Just rolled the game clock past 100 hours in FF7 Rebirth. Still not even in the final chapter. This is 100%, without a doubt, the greatest game I've ever played in just about every single category. Absolute masterpiece.

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Never trust a person who doesn't like dogs.

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Last Thursday marked 1 full year of living in Pittsburgh. Sunday was our 3 year wedding anniversary. Today isn't anything, I'm just terrible at social media, but I think she looks like a total smoke show, and being married to my best friend is probably the coolest thing ever. ♥️

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Goddamn. FFVII Rebirth is far and away the most magical, whimsical, and fun experience I've ever had with a video game, and I'm only 30 hours in. There's just so much charm. There's a smile on my face almost constantly.

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If you're not playing FFVII Rebirth today, you're wrong.

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I'm only ~10 years older than some of my students, so I feel really on level with them about 95% of the time. This morning I overheard, "I'm not really into classic rock. I kind of like The White Stripes though." Back pain and gray hairs are nothing compared to this feeling.

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I went years experiencing literally no personal instances of gaming elitism. In the last like, couple of weeks, I've experienced it firsthand numerous times. Gaming culture and toxicity is just... Gross.

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🔴 LIVE - twitch.tv/Ghost0fBanquo Pokémon Yellow 🟡 Hardcore Nuzlocke 💪

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Our Pokémon 🔴 RED 🔴 Hardcore Nuzlocke is COMPLETE!

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🔴 LIVE - twitch.tv/Ghost0fBanquo Pokémon BLUE Da Ba Dee Da Ba Daa 🎶 The Hardcore Nuzlocke continues!

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Re-watching Star Wars 1-6 for the first time in a few years really makes it sink in how inexcusable the dogshit sequels really are. Literally embarrassing to know that they even exist. I stand by TFA being a good movie but HOO FUCKING BOY is that the only praise they deserve.

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I haven't gone to bed earlier than like, midnight, since mid-December. This feels odd.

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I love getting to do life with you.

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So I just watched Indiana Jones for the first time. It is, uh. Not a good movie.

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Good morning to everyone who woke up with the biggest smile after Game 1 of the World Series 💙⚾♥️

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I fucking love this team. The Texas Rangers are the Team of Destiny!

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So I finally watched Alien for the first time last night. I could have gone another 33 years having never seen it, tbh.

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Antiques Roadshow Appraiser: In my opinion, this piece is worth about $300. Me, who knows literally nothing about antiques: That's too low.

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They're the same picture.

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Kinks include: - Spanking - Domination - Watching Hayden Christensen wield a lightsaber - Dirty talk

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Starfield is overwhelming. Like, I love it, but goddamn. It's one thing to be dropped into Tamriel, or the Wastelands, and have ultimate freedom. But to be dropped into an entire fucking galaxy is insane.

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Me: crinkles any sort of wrapper My dogs:

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