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traviskat.bsky.social
Better Ingredients, Better Pizza, Burlington Coat Factory.
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Shrek gifs

Holy fuck it’s beginning to look A LOT like #Christmas

Goon, Crab Ray

McDouble with a McNugget chaser

I’m a sucker for a roguelike deck builder. #Balatro

If I was a video game npc, I’d be the one that takes a sip of soup, looks around, and takes another sip of soup.

Congrats @aoc.bsky.social on hitting a million followers before me, it was a close race.

Put me in a headlock and I WILL fart.

Listing Obama as my emergency contact.

Murshpurtaters & Turmky #Thanksgiving

The Sims assassinations DLC.

All I can say is count your blessings that a woodchuck can’t chuck wood. Because we would be so FUCKED.

I’m so fucking good at walking, it’s actually getting out of control.

If I was a James Bond villain I’d just shoot him.

If I was small I’d take a nap in a warm tortilla, or try to punch through a grape.

Insults peaked at “rat bastard” we’ve been trying to reach that high since.

I WISH Jack Frost would nip at my nose, see what’ll freakin happen 👊

The masculine urge to kick the ever loving piss out of this sucker

Part Time Scuba Diver

Your honor, I was under the influence of a Slim Jim.

Can I still watch Nosfera 2 if I haven’t seen the first one?

I did some soul searching recently...found a few.