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everyday i wake up and fall out of bed and hit my head on the corner of the nightstand. it's stained with blood now, due to my numerous head wounds that have begun to fester. then, i eat breakfast and head to my job at the New York Times

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Me losing my cool when someone asks me for the millionth time what South Korea’s currency is bsky.app/profile/redd...

submitted 53 days ago • 7 comments

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

submitted 85 days ago • 43 comments

submitted 58 days ago • 12 comments

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

submitted 65 days ago • 481 comments

What's Breeding Gilbert's Gape

submitted 476 days ago • 7 comments

hallmark should make an evil dead movie

submitted 80 days ago • 54 comments

hitting the sad face button on my way out of the airport restroom after finding a guy dead on the toilet

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

the worst part of getting fired from the unemployment office is still having to go in the next day

submitted 88 days ago • 7 comments

wow the parade this year was crazy

submitted 90 days ago • 60 comments

Doctor: Your baby has a temperature. You must make sure he's cool Me *puts a baseball cap on him* Doctor: He is sick! Me: Thank you!

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

I was on a menswear forum with Michael Anton for many years. If you plan to work in the Trump White House and have a petty rivalry with him, let me know. I can help you say things around him that will get under his skin. @sebgorka.bsky.social

submitted 95 days ago • 82 comments