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aspiring hippie, tree hugger, lil guy enthusiast 🦎🪱🐛🐍🐌🕷️🦗🦇 just doing my best || she/her
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submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Wow…I had to double, triple check to make sure this tweet from Senator Smith was real. Rare to see a US Senator tweet like this. Not complaining, just surprising.

submitted 39 minutes ago • 87 comments

i am very glad its becoming normal and cool to hate him. he needs as many active haters as we can get. i just wanted to be slightly gatekeepy just in that i was there before he came out as a nazi and a puppeteer for the fucking president. and it doesn't fucking matter lol.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

i just wanna say i hated him just before it got super cool and normal to hate him. it started as kind of a joke bc he built fuckin the boring company down the road from my house and tesla is down the road the other way but the more i thought about it the more i genuinely was so angry

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

oh my GOD i hate him so fucking much

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

submitted 6 hours ago • 288 comments

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

submitted 14 hours ago • 142 comments

🧵The best advice I’ve seen so far for calling your representatives: 1/3

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

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At age 88 Pope Francis has died - to self in his further pursuit of personal holiness

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

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This is the best film complaint I’ve ever seen

submitted 365 days ago • 115 comments

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I just saw an ad for "Black History month collection" at target?!? is this an attempt at appeasing the crowd that knows they rolled back their diversity equity and inclusion policy

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

not that I needed an extra reason to not be okay with it.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

much harder to be okay with mass deportations if you think of all the people you know and care about and love and value who have questionable citizenship (even if they're here legally)

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

knowing people of a certain demographic humanizes that demographic.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

did y'all see that the dictator wannabe insulted the coolest diplomat ever by calling him a dictator while kissing up to the actual real dictator that's at war with coolest diplomat

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

You're describing parks and rec

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

just doing normal tuesday night activities like emailing a local missouri rep vivid details about my last period since he's trying to pass legislation for a registry to track pregnant women.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

hey fuck this judge in particular

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I got that dog in me (I hide when my mom starts vacuuming)

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 6 days ago • 67 comments

Just in case you were going to google it, I checked the inflation calculator on 50 Cent and he'd be called 94 Cent now.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 5 days ago • 609 comments

My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

submitted 5 days ago • 100 comments

guys I'm buying a house 👉🏼👈🏼

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

He owned 11% and they fired him Even his quote-tweeted memes are lies

submitted 6 days ago • 325 comments

Another way the dictatorship might kill you. This is from a friend who is a retired air traffic controller.

submitted 6 days ago • 272 comments

Elephant says thank you after the herd crossed the road

submitted 6 days ago • 206 comments

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Did you know that if you saved $100,000 a day every day from the birth of Jesus to today, you still wouldn't have 1/5th of Elon Musk's net worth? Does Elon Musk perform labor that is worth way over $100,000/day for 2000+ years? Or is something seriously wrong here?

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments

feeling increasingly ready to throw myself at the next decent person in my age range to show me attention (this is not a good thing for me)

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

resetting the ‘it’s been this many hours since a watergate like crisis’ clock

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments