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She said oh no Guadalajara won't do well I did not think the girl could be so cruel.
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I do love that all of Sean Baker’s speeches this season have just been “man I love hookers.” #Oscars

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Every great business man deal maker screams “MAKE A DEAL OR WE WALK” at some point in a negotiation, that’s common knowledge.

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When it comes to Gene Hackman, the question is not “is he the best of all-time?” The question is “if he is not the best of all-time then who is?” An extraordinary life, long, and well-lived. His ending appears to be tragic, but hopefully it was peaceful. RIP.

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Sure would be great to participate in a global health organization or have a health secretary that didn’t have literal brain worms.

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Land at LAX. Get in taxi. Driver hands me his phone with Apple Maps open. “Where we go.” Now we’re going 80mph on the 405 and he has not said another word to me.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Flying basic economy from Atlanta to LA. I don’t get any SkyMiles for this point. I have a middle seat in the very back. I should get double points.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

You are not required to work from your laptop at the airport at 5:15 in the morning you are welcome.

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I fucking love you Los Angeles. See you tomorrow! ❤️ #SAGAwardsOnNetflix

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I love that Angela Bassett has just been straight up saying “I deserved the Oscar for Wakanda Forever and I am still mad I didn’t win.” She is correct and I respect the confidence. Proper Queen shit. Iconic.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t get over that AEW went all the way to Australia for a two hour TV broadcast lmao. Why not just hold Revolution there?

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Trump is the only president I’ve ever heard who brags about how many jobs he’s eliminated.

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The best moment in The Gorge is when Anya Taylor Joy teaches Miles Teller how to play chess lol. #eastereggs

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

One dipshit loser in PA missed the shot of a lifetime and now we don’t get to have vaccines.

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Sometimes I think about how when Keith Richards wrote his memoir he went out of his way to say Mick Jagger has a small dick, which is apparently not true, but Keith did it just to fuck with his friend of 60 years. I think that’s beautiful. I aspire to a friendship like that.

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Had a genuinely fun time explaining the Kendrick/Drake rap beef to my mother.

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Imagine choking in front of Tom Brady 😭 #SuperBowlLIX

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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 21 days ago • 229 comments

There’s an alternate timeline where the Chiefs are winning and Kendrick lost the rap beef. #SuperBowl

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely loved the Google AI commercial because it highlights the thing AI is easily is the best at: helping you lie to potential employers. #SuperBowlLIX

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Watching You’ve Got Mail which I haven’t seen in many many years and there’s a line where Meg Ryan’s assistant goes “if we close I won’t be able to pay my rent and then I’ll have to move… to BROOKLYN!” Ahh the dream of 90’s New York.

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Woke up, went to the gym feeling great. I hadn’t eaten anything so I got a protein shake and a couple glazed donuts as a treat for being a good boy. Now I’m halfway through workout and I’m exhausted. No idea what happened. Couldn’t possibly be the donuts.

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Trump naming himself the chairman of the Kennedy Center perfectly encapsulates what he thinks the presidency is: a cultural position. He thinks being president is about paling around with celebrities, attending red carpets events, and handing out awards, but he gets to pick who gets the award.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Kanye is being misunderstood. Those are Roman tweets.

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I always suspected that one day people would realize Natalie Cuomo was a hack but I didn’t think it would be from her posting the proof herself.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Jacques Audiard disavowing Karla Sofia Gascón only further highlights how absurd it is that she is campaigning for Best Actress when Zoe Saldaña is clearly the lead.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up to a friend posting on Facebook saying “if you are more outraged by Elon Musk uncovering fraud in the government than you are about fraud in the government you part of the problem.” If you are wondering: no, he did not go to college

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Absolutely unserious. Get this fucking Boomer out of leadership. Every single Democrat should refuse to vote on any legislation, including the budget they still need to pass, until this shit stops. Every single Dem senator needs to be a No on confirmations and filibustering.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Bernie Sanders: I want to remake America into a place where everyone has healthcare, education, and a living wage. America: Absolutely not. Trump: I want to remake America into a place where billionaire oligarchs can delete government institutions they don’t like. America: Hell yeah.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Tommy Tubberville single-handedly blocked critical military appointments for over a year from the minority because of abortion or something. All I am asking for is ONE Dem to block all appointments until Elon stops doing what he’s doing instead of voting to confirm Trump’s nominees.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Can anyone explain how this has not affected Tesla’s stock price? Its CEO has committed a hundred felonies in 10 days.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

If Biden let Elon do what Trump is letting him do it would be a presidency ending scandal, but eggs are expensive so fuck me I guess.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t pick fights with countries where it’s negative 30 all the time and the most popular sport is one in which large men with no vowel names beat the shit out of each other with sticks.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Something that doesn’t get spoken about a lot is that a lot of leftists are major assholes interpersonally.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t think it would actually take planes falling out of the fucking sky for people to realize that federal agencies have a purpose but here we are.

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Here’s the reality about this crash. It happened because either: - Trump fired all the security officials in charge of the agencies that oversee this stuff - The FAA has been in crisis almost perpetually since the 80s & is in need of reform that Republicans have always blocked. Both are bad!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Hear me out: you’re not allowed to vote if you think this specific video is real

submitted 33 days ago • 25 comments

What this panic around DeepSeek shows is not only is China better at AI than us, they are better at capitalism than us.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so old that if I became a rapper, I'd call myself Knee Pain.

submitted 35 days ago • 42 comments

My mom and I have spent all afternoon watching School of Rock on cable lmao

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I love this game we are all playing with the #Oscars where we pretend Zoe Saldaña isn’t the lead actress of Emilía Perez and that Dune 2 isn’t the actual Best Picture. It’s all like “yeah Dune 2 is great but we can’t actually let it win so what else can we pick?”

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Dying in a mental asylum in 2004 because I went back in time to tell people that The Apprentice would lead to the end of medical research, the Civil Rights Act, and birthright citizenship.

submitted 39 days ago • 75 comments

Jamie Hayter is my type (she can kick my ass). #AEWDynamite

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I’m convinced at this point that Trump would have pardoned El Chapo if he wasn’t Mexican.

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