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Here I am holding the famous Russell's Shorts. I will be singing the whole Russell's Shorts album on Feb 28th on Zoom. The Shorts will be in attendance. www.tickettailor.com/events/trevo...

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I don't often have free time, but when I do I mostly use it thinking about how to spend my free time.

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"Business ethics" is an oxymoron. Corporations exist solely to make money. As soon as the conditions to make money changes, so do their "ethics." We are living is a moment where this could not be clearer.

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It's almost a relief to complain about the weather for a day instead of, you know, all that other stuff. Here's a song youtu.be/kFh6-2MAJzI?...

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It's almost a relief to complain about the weather for a day instead of, you know, all that other stuff. Here's a song youtu.be/kFh6-2MAJzI?...

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Winter is a time of reflection. I am reflecting on how much I hate winter.

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I am delighted to say I have just written another cat song. It's been very hard to access the silly part of my brain with all the very terrible things going on, so I'm glad it still seems to be working.

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"Sorry" has many meanings in Canadian Actually sorry No sure what happened so "sorry" just in case Not sorry but saying "sorry" to shame YOU because YOU should be sorry and there is nothing is worse to a Canadian than someone who should be sorry not saying sorry 51st State? Sorry

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A Valentine's Day Poem Violets are blue Roses are red Donald Trump is A stinky bum-bum head

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I wrote this about ten years ago and finished it after Valentine's Day, so I thought, I'll just post it next year. Every year I remember just after Valentine's Day. But this year, I remembered the day before! It is about cheap chocolate, too many appetizers, and beheading. youtu.be/eHCDKmDsrR0

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I prefer writing funny songs, but the folkie in me can't ignore that now's the time for protest. He’s going to ignore science And call it America Insight violence And call it America The press he’ll silence And call it America He’ll call that America too youtu.be/ZeTO8BCz7tk?...

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What's this I'm wearing? Just the legendary RUSSELL'S SHORTS! And I will be singing the entire Russell's Shorts album on Feb 28th on Zoom while also talking about how the songs and the album came to be. The shorts will be there. You should be too! www.tickettailor.com/events/trevo...

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With everything that's going on in the world, I appreciate the little things. Like, today I was recording the backups to my cat song, "Butt in My Face" which mostly consisted of singing variations of "Butt in My Face." Any day you get to sing "Butt in My Face" is a good day.

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The real Gulf of America is the space between Trump's ears.

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I will always be grateful for What We Do In the Shadows "Superb Owl" episode because at least now, when the unescapable Super Bowl hype hits my ears, I get to have a chuckle.

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Went to have a shower and found that the tub was clogged. Managed to fix it with vigorous plunging leading to the release of much goop and eventually the return of water flow. I was briefly annoyed, but then grateful for the rare opportunity of having a problem that could actually be solved.

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I'm back to recording my Fairy Tales! This week I'm putting out two at the same time, Nerwin and the Sewer Rats, and The Important Man Who Worked Very Long Hours. buymeacoffee.com/trevorstrong... Art by Len Peralta

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Wikipedia describes the show Jackass as, "a compilation of pain and embarrassment inducing stunt performances and pranks on each other and the public." And I sort of feel like we're watching the latest season only it's the American government.

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Tonight I sing the whole first album! And here I am holding a copy with the original cover which we photocopied, cut out, and inserted ourselves. buytickets.at/trevorstrong

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Here is my day planner from 1992 which contains many important Worm related dates, including when we went to the studio to record our first album! I'll be singing the whole first album, and yammering on about how it came to be, on Zoom this Friday. www.tickettailor.com/events/trevo...

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Here's a verse of a song I'm working on. Some folks think that ‘cause world has gone to hell They’re going to move to mars and I just wanna tell Them all you’re going to do is fuck up Mars as well ‘Cause the problem’s people

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Gearing up for my Friday Zoom show where I sing the whole first Worms' album! Here is another HISTORICAL DOCUMENT. The original print-out of Going Hunting in all all its beautiful dot-matrix glory. www.tickettailor.com/events/trevo...

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Going through some old notes and found this: "I'm going to eat all the unwanted love." Not sure if that was supposed to be a song idea or something on my to do list.

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I'll be singing the whole first album this Friday on Zoom. I'll also talk about where the songs came from and how the recording session went. And there will also be HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS! Here's the original lyrics to Don't Go Into Politics, written in 1990! www.tickettailor.com/events/trevo...

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I hadn't really gone on Twitter since it became possessed by techno-turd, but never got around to deleting it. Thanks Elon for that unfriendly reminder. X is now Xed

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I've just posted my latest re-recorded cat song. This one is called "Tiger." It's about tigers. buymeacoffee.com/trevorstrong/tiger-3382144

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I'm doing a one day comedy songwriting workshop! Impress your friends with jokes that rhyme! app.tickettailor.com/events/trevo...

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My New Year's Resolution is to perform each Arrogant Worms album in order. I'll also talk about what was going on at the time and answer questions from the audience. It all begins at the beginning with our imaginatively titled first album, "Arrogant Worms." www.tickettailor.com/events/trevo...

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You know, maybe the luddites were onto something.

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You can now hear my latest story, FLOPSY THE HELL HOUND. It's at most of the podcast places or just click the link. Warning: It does not end happily. buymeacoffee.com/trevorstrong...

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I would like to thank whatever part of my subconscious decided to add a swarm of bees to my dream last night. I truly did not see that coming.

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I was hoping to make a New Year's "evolution" this year like a Pokemon, and gain new powers and abilities... maybe even a tail or fluffy ears or something. Nothing yet. Just checked and no tail.

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It's New Year's Eve, so please change your smoke alarms. I have changed one into a "socially awkward situation" alarm, and another into a "I have eaten too much cheese" alarm. Both have been going off continuously.

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I would just like to remind everyone to set their calendars one year ahead tonight at midnight.

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One spot left for my Comedy Writing Course on Zoom! Sign up now or live with everlasting regret. www.trevorstrong.org/home/hacademy/

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I'm working on a "good old days" song, tentatively called Life Was Cheaper Back Then. I was trying to remember the wonderful foods and wrote, "The only salad I'd have, you know/ was carrot and pineapple in jello." Then I thought, no that couldn't have actually happened. A quick google later:

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Balthasar is the third king in We Three Kings. He brings Myrrh, but is also a bit of a buzzkill. Myrrh is mine Its bitter perfume breathes A life of gathering gloom Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying Sealed in the stone cold tomb

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I'm pretty sure medical professionals would advise eating all the chocolate and candies in a single day to limit its effects. Preferably in the morning. Please do not correct me. It is too late.

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Chocolate cheesecake is an acceptable meal.

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Okay, Loblaws, if Candy Cane Ice Cream is an "Everyday Essential" why can't I get it year-round?

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My Zoom Holiday Show is tonight! 8pm eastern. I've already got some great requests, including "Six White Boomers," which I thought was some sort of political satire song, but is actually about magical Kangaroos. The more you learn. www.tickettailor.com/events/trevo...