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Dog dad. Bi nerd. Insufferable Chicago enthusiast. Jeep Wrangler. Budding findom dom. Constantly working on getting that perfect beach bod. Diet Coke addict. Lead researcher on the Woke Mind Virus. Top 0.1% of Red Robin Royalty. And yes, I really am 6’5”
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Chicago in summer:

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Spent all day yesterday thinking it was Thursday, and just got the devastating news that today is Thursday 🥲

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Wanted: six-figure, 100% remote, entry-level job

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Summer of

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Like to charge, reskeet to cast!

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What the French, toast?!?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The difference is, the chocolate factory ones are actually STYLISH

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

We usually sleep with the bedroom door closed, but in summertime it can mean our bedroom overheats QUICK (two bears and a dog give off a lot of body heat) And it doesn’t help that the thermostat is on the other side of the door, so it thinks everything is A-OK and doesn’t cycle the a/c on

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Incredible to see how out of touch these people are. We’re a consumer-driven economy, but god forbid we make sure that people: 1) earn enough of a surplus to purchase more goods & services 2) have enough free time to even think about buying and enjoying the things they like (AKA CONSUMING)

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The department next to mine at work has hung up a Juneteenth banner. It’s hideous AI Slop. Random arms belonging to no one and hands with too many fingers are just the start of it.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

#16shotsandacoverup

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Now why would Xi Jin Ping want to flood my basement and rust my bowflex? To what end? To what end!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Hungover from the cookout yesterday 🥲

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Unrestrained summer fun

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

How high am I? 🍃 I just sent a “hear me out-“ text, and it wasn’t about a dude🍆💦🍑. It was about decks. And the recipient is also so high, they started suggesting improvements to my plan. And I replied with some musings about deck. Maintenance.👁️👁️ That’s how high I am.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

You deserve to have good things happen to you. And, every time something that makes you happy happens, say back to the Universe with your full chest: “Thank you; more, please”.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Seven hours until the HOA has a plumber come and cut a hole in our living room wall so they can fix the front garden hose spigot

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Was on vacation in London and was walking around and did a triple take because I passed Ian McKellen walking in the opposite direction on his way to perform in King Lear

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Apparently ten and a half hours of sleep was still not enough?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Now why am I seeing this after going to bed thinking about how if I had to do it all over again, not only would I play football in HS but I’d also be VERY open about my bisexuality

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

As if there was any other possibility 😈 uquiz.com/quiz/D0c6D2/...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Xbox going from 1 to 360 and back to One again

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Me: I don’t understand why you don’t like oatmeal Bf: it just gets too mealy when you chew it Bf: here, try this free sample Bf: oh wait, you don’t like coconut Me: I like the taste it just GETS TOO MEALY 20 minutes later Me: *still trying to get coconut out of my teeth* Bf: oh my god drama queen

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Me @ anyone who uses ai:

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