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*goes to the grocery store for one thing *gets $200 worth of groceries *forgets to buy what I came there for

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Didn't realize we were supposed to be whispering. . Oops!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Think I'll be a sex symbol this year

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Just like Cortés burned his boats when he reached the new land, I will be leaving my old jeans in this Walmart fitting room.

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

New Medical Update. Believe me, I hate this more than you hate people posting their gfm. Please share, donate, I need outreach and fast 🥹💕

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

Might fuck around and get some Oregon Trail ink just so I can be known as "The Girl With the Wagon Tattoo".

submitted 185 days ago • 48 comments

I made paper planes as a kid so I can say with an expert opinion that these airplanes shouldn't be crashing like this

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Don't let nostalgia make you punish the present and future because you yearn for the past

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

submitted 6 days ago • 2241 comments

Eggs are too expensive to celebrate Easter... I'm going straight to Halloween

submitted 6 days ago • 58 comments

The toddler saw me baking muffins and now won't stop calling me The Muffin Man

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

Grandmas these days look fine as hell. When I was a kid they looked like George Washington

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Musk and Trump are going to have the dumbest game of thrones ever

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Networking as an adult feels kinda like high school all over again

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Is there a movie you really wish would come true? For me it’s Tremors

submitted 11 days ago • 32 comments

White guys were right... calling someone who annoys you "buddy" feels phenomenal

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

Canada has both amazing whiskey and women, I love that country... despite Drake

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

A lot of people who claim not to "see color" or "make everything about race" sure did for the halftime show

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

My hip definitely doesn't hop anymore

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

Protect your peace however you can. Put up walls, build a moat, have a drawbridge guarded by a coked up troll... whatever you need

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

I'm on Canada's side despite Drake

submitted 20 days ago • 38 comments

Nearly every M. Night Shyamalan movie has a pretty good premise, great acting, and an absolutely horrible last half

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Maybe my anxiety is working just fine because everything really is a threat

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

A few months of living out of the South has shown me that many women up North do not like being called ma'am. I get yelled at damn near daily about it

submitted 22 days ago • 9 comments

Reminder: there is nothing feminist about transphobia. There is no “protection” of women in demonizing our trans community. And there is no way forward for a society that pretends to care about one group by hating another.

submitted 22 days ago • 11 comments

They saw the black in Blackhawk and immediately thought DEI

submitted 23 days ago • 60 comments

Back in my day, we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to change the channel

submitted 25 days ago • 10 comments

Part of the problem in America is that too many think they know more than they actually do while also not having the ability to be challenged and learn

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

I like those strong women with muscles... a brotha wants a piggyback ride

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

One pound of ground beef sure doesn't look like one pound of ground beef anymore. The math ain't mathing

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

There are no good jobs, time to join a surfer gang and rob banks

submitted 26 days ago • 7 comments

If coffee gets too expensive, I'll just switch to cocaine

submitted 26 days ago • 16 comments

I'd go to a wedding catered by Dairy Queen any day

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

Just gonna add that I'm a voyeur to my resume and hope it sounds classy to someone

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

YouTube will put 50 mins of ads on a 10 min video to get me to pay but I shan't be defeated

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

I wouldn't be surprised that we get a sharknado in 2025

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

Y'all. It doesn't ever snow in Houston. This is INSANE.

submitted 32 days ago • 18 comments

Time for bluesky to purge all these bots so the 14 actual users can skeet in peace

submitted 33 days ago • 16 comments

All galaxies are far, far away really.

submitted 44 days ago • 57 comments

I just made blueberry muffins good enough to get my heathen ass into heaven

submitted 33 days ago • 13 comments

I've never seen a Nazi salute that passionate. It's not work when you love doing it

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

Sometimes, when I'm in a bad mood, I think about Nic Cage's hair in Con Air and smile

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

I wish my anxiety could charge my electronics

submitted 33 days ago • 13 comments