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Patron saint of bread backs. Micah 6:8 ologist. Caine enthusiast.
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When she asks what I need

Man said she look sturdy and reliable like a John Deere and he wants to RIDE 😭

Let me know if you built like this:

Affirmation of the day: "I'm rich and I'm brown skin I got money I got plenty money"

I ain’t neva eva seen this one before.

*gestures generally*

That nigga chin need a BBL anyway. Right cheek sagging.

@chaclo.bsky.social They got some wild blades on here: upknife.com

All that is said here grows out a tragic misconception… that time will inevitably cure all ills. Time is neutral. It can be used either destructively or constructively… The people of ill will have used time much more effectively than the people of good will.

*STEUPS* Cream definitely SOUR.

Next time on Dragonball Z…

I dunno who invented the titty caress with a fresh set pose but I’m grateful.

I knew he had a weapon or 3 on him before he got out the car.

Jurnee Smollett #naacpimageawards

I am awake too early yet again mayne

I went to bed at like 1:45. I hate being old b/c ain’t no way I’m supposed to be up.

"listen up, you piece of shit" - seven clunky syllables - disrespectful - sets a weird tone "hark, shitpiece" - three sleek syllables - salutation-flavoured - calls listener in to the community of shitpieces

BIG BASE. Not the little one. Fire.

At the barber. Barber: “Ray you tenderheaded?” Me: “nah pull as hard as you want I’m use to it.” Barber: …… Me:

I’ll just come back later.

I'm so pissed that the concept of "girthy toes" has entered the conversation. I listened and i judged. I usually don't kink shame. "Who you eat don't make me thick," or whatever Detroit Red said. But that's the line FOR ME. Toes do not belong in her catniss everclean.

Man toes in the what now?

My boy works for the Post Office and just asked me how many Fed holidays we get off. I had to count. 6. Only 6 of 11.

Well shit. consequence.net/2025/02/j6-c...

If you see me trying get my leg over my arm at my big age when Party Like a Rock Star comes on mind your business.

I hear that guitar riff and start leaning like Mike

Or worse. Because someone died or worse.