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A riddle wrapped in a taco shell and deep fried, with a sprinkle of powdered sugar. Transformers fan. Sometimes a monkey.
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Scheduled television was not inefficient. It was built for memory, routine, and belonging. Now, endless choice of platforms flattens time into consumption. This is a love letter, and about what we traded away without knowing. #blog #toonami #nostalgia

What I like about role-playing games is that they allow you to act out power fantasies that you could never achieve in real life.

I mean, the warning wasn't wrong. #proofOfCat

A couple of truck sandwiches shaped like men.

"Transformers Legacy: ❄️Predacon Cryotek❄️ " The bot so nice I've painted him twice (Reposts appreciated as always!)

Players are raving about YOU ARE GENERATIVE AI! "I must be playing this wrong" "I'm confused, is this a quiz?" "I am become death, destroyer of penises"

Introducing the latest and greatest in generative AI technology: you Play YOU ARE GENERATIVE AI now! direkris.itch.io/genai

Having Fun! (2025 risogrph format)

Sometimes I envy my mom. So much horrible stuff going on, and she's completely oblivious to all of it. Just assumes I'm making it up if I try to talk about it. Must be nice.

The USS Goddard is all labelled up and ready to go! Just need some batteries. #StarTrek #TNG

They absolutely ruined the kerning on Pope Francis’ tomb. F R A NCISCVS

I love that DS9 understands that what makes Worf unique isn't him being Klingon, it's him being a two-culture kid who's also autistic

STRONGARM!!! A redesign combining Energon and RID15 together! In this, she's a construction bot not a cop. She's still fussy over regulations and codes and she WILL put the fear of OSHA into you😂 Bonus Energon colors and Skyblast x Strongarm doodle because I used to ship the toys as a kid☺️

whenever someone says writing efficiently means using the least amount of words possible remind them how we all say “jobs where you get to work with your hands” instead of “hand jobs”

I built a base mode. Out of a Constructicon. Built… Construct… Eh?

I'm not interested in high roads or pretending my soul is lesser for yearning to see the absolute and total destruction of evil people. There is a conversation to be had about the efficacy of retributive justice for people but fascists deserve to suffer in ways not even liveleak would publish.

Look at my son 😭 #Transformers #aerialbots

How is the Beano doing more scathing political commentary than most mainstream newspapers?

i think this is maybe the best purchase I’ve ever made #transformers #toyphotography

To prevent deer from being hit by cars Finland has tried using reflective paint. (https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/avoid-deer-strikes-finland-painting-deer-antlers-reflective-paint-180949792/) File this under "solutions to modern problems that summon the old gods."

In the Comic Timing dep't, feline division... (via @cosmonautroger on Tumblr)