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A history book whose name is escaping me described the late 1700s to the mid 1800s as a shift from whiskey to pigs as the answer to “what’s the cheapest way to make calories that you can ship down a river”. This probably explains a solid quarter of American history.

Forever and always, Black is Magic.

Was gifted a copy of the new D&D 2025 Monster Manual from the incredible @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social while we were chatting some dnd!!!! It's gorgeous!!!!

New Jace pfp courtesy of @rhythmshock.bsky.social!!! He's perfect!!! I can't believe he's real!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

VML sleeves on camera at the pro tour is such a good statement to be making. Love it.

i luv them

Got to meet some of my fav melanated mages @blackgirlmage.bsky.social and @latiajacquise.com at #magicconshicago2025 yesterday 🩷🤎❤️🧡🩵💛💚💙

The bribe

Any moots going to/can be bribed into going to the LRR or Casual Play Design meet and greets today? Need some cards signed, but going to be out during them.

If you want to find me today I’ll look like this but hopefully have the hair situation nailed down

Using the bomb-sniffing dogs at the MagicCon entrance to choose my packs for Chaos Draft later

Zurgo Radleyenjoyer When he enters, you may behold a Radley. If you do, that's great!

Squeezed in some sketching at the table. Day one was non-stop.

Spoink! Kamahl!

Here, I wrote this in the shower. Y’all can use it but you have to pay me a dollar.

People experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves. We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position.

Of all of Wizards’ many sins the worst is that they can’t write a Stephon joke

NOW!

D&D is TODAY at 3 pm in Creator Central!! Chill, informal, spectators welcome. Swing by and check it out!

15 minutes!

Proud to be using a @flomask.bsky.social at MagicCon! I'm keeping my community healthy and safe the best I can! Feel free to stop me and ask for a KN95 mask. It's never too late to start protecting yourself so you can enjoy the Gathering for many, many years to come! #MCChicago #mtg

The Sorcerobot! An incredible robot that's powered entirely by magic! With a ponderous orb for a brain and enchanted spell-scrolls wrapped around powerful forelimbs, this mechanized magician can fire amazing arcs of alakazam outward from its crystalline heart! #0402

I heard there was a secret carb They only make in Humboldt Park And maybe a few places in River North It starts like this, the old-fashioned, The birthday cake, the chocolate dipped, The baffled baker making Stanley’s Donuts Moots hit me up once I’m in the building :)