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submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

For the richest businessman to risk the wealth and health of his companies by participating in government activities that are generating negative publicity around the world, we can only conclude he is expecting a bigger payout from those activities. Be careful getting on a plane, for starters.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

There will come a day, sooner than later I hope, that the name “Trump” will be forever banished from the public vernacular and no Trump shall dominate any daily news cycle here or abroad. Godspeed!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 15 days ago • 917 comments

Trump seems to believe that all problems can be solved with a real estate transaction and in his Monopoly game he gets to take Canada, Greenland, and Gaza and the residents of these places would be all too happy to become OWNED by America. The fantasy continues.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

When do we get to the part of the movie where the good guys manage to trap the two bad guys on their own Space-X ship, rocket them into space on a one way trip, and America lives happily ever after? That’s the ending I want to see.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Can we start an online campaign for people around the world to “Ex the X” and delete their accounts?! Next, stop buying Tesla cars and products! #EXTHEX! #EXTHEX!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Water cooler break from the Trump news cycle: Ya ever notice how farts in the shower hit your nostrils quicker than they do when you’re dressed? What’s going on here? Is it merely that they are unencumbered by layers of clothing, or is the steam also dispersing them more quickly? Discuss, discuss.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s an EO for Trump to sign: “Any citizen who voted for me is hereby forbidden from packing up and leaving the country when the crap really starts to hit the fan. Everyone else is free to go.”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments