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Amateur human. Part time conscious. If you're not sure, assume it's sarcasm. I'm not putting more than that in my bio because I don't know you people. For all I know you could be weirdos, like me.
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American journalists really need to learn to say "This is not a debate. This is an interview." Stop answering politicians questions. When you're answering, they're not. Also, don't be afraid to ask "Did you understand the question?"

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Trump doesn't want to put sanctions on Russia because he thinks it will stop them from wanting to negotiate. Trump imposed sanctions on everyone because he thinks it would make them want to negotiate.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

What really happens in the Conclave is a karaoke competition. Best performer gets to be Pope. They didn't show that in the movie because they couldn't secure the rights to all the music, so they put in that boring vote thing in instead. They save the good smoke machine for the victory performance.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Are Americans hoarding toilet paper yet?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

"President Trump on Saturday said he thinks Russian President Vladimir Putin may be stringing him along" He's sooo close to figuring it out. thehill.com/policy/inter...

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

For anyone wondering why Hitler's books were kept but Maya Angelou's books weren't, I think you'll find the answer is pretty black and white.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I know we're all thinking of how Trumps tariffs will affect us personally, but spare a thought for the poor people at Diageo working hard to think of a plausible way to spin this crisis to increase the price of a pint. 🍺

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Trump put a tarrif on everyone. Doesn't that effectively mean he put a tarrif on noone? The only thing that will change is prices in the US. For everyone else, it's business as usual. It's not like you can build an industry overnight. They'll still have to import everything, just pay more for it.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Trumps tarrifs are going to make it so much easier for the EU to push through a comprehensive tax on digital services.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

It's been warm and sunny for a few days now. 🌞 Could this be that thing people were talking about last year? Sumner..? Sumler..? something like that.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

My TV just crashed and rebooted. Only 10 years ago that sentence would have been nonsense. We live in the dumbest future.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

My copy of Assassins Creed Shadows has finally finished installing. See you guys in a month. 😁

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Lads. How are Ireland winning medals in skiing? ⛷️🇮🇪🥇 Don't get me wrong, I think it's absolutely brilliant, but what?

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Instead of wasting time trying to figure out why the Burkes have gone to America, we should be trying to figure out how to change the locks before they decide to come back.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

John Innes must have been a pretty big guy. Over a hundred years after his death, there's still enough of him left to add some to bags of compost.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments