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A fish-obsessed earthling in Montana. Gooooose 🪿
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Snow has returned to Montana, and though I'm grateful for it, I find myself yearning for long summer days and cutthroat like this. #flyfishing

The mighty Mo. #flyfishing #montana

Rogue One is the best Star Wars movie. I said what I said.

Dry fly eating cutthroat welcoming us back from the salt #flyfishing

Back to work today, but all I can think about is bonefish. Beautiful, tailing bonefish.

Key West, where the manatees eat donuts and the boomers flow like wine.

When a fat dude from Alabama walks into a brewery with a plastic bag full of unidentified fish (not on ice), then 20 minutes later is offering fish tacos to every patron in the establishment to show off his catch, it's a great time to say: "Thanks, but I'm a catch and release angler."

Jumped a good tarpon ten minutes in. Didn't touch another one the rest of the day. Needless to say, all I want to do now for the rest of my life is land a tarpon. If I do, I will get a tarpon tattoo immediately. Count on it. #flyfishing

A welcome break from the BS. The salty fish are fun! #flyfishing

Hmm... It's almost like this administration doesn't want you talking about how busy parks are - and how staff are needed to provide critical services - while they recklessly (and illegally) terminate thousands of employees.

My favorite part of that speech last night: "LAVISH FISH MONITORING!" Yeah, get fucked fish! We don't want to catch you or eat you anymore. Go find a real job you freeloading slime socks!

Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities. That means: 🚫 No gas from corporate giants 🚫 No fast food chains 🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)

I'm afraid I just blue myself.