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I’m cautiously optimistic

Arresting someone for calling you fascist seems an excellent approach to proving their point.

They screwed this all up.

I can’t wait to get my copy. #DavidLynchForever #FangoriaForever

Writer/director/producer Michael Varrati goes meta with the upcoming movie THERE'S A ZOMBIE OUTSIDE, and we have the exclusive trailer debut:

This is true. A pal of mine who is a policeman went to a Scottish island recently to investigate a missing person and when the locals found out he was a Christian they stuck him in a giant human-shaped willow branch construction and burned him alive.

My movie The ‘Burbs was unveiled in theaters 36 years ago today! Where did you first see it? When did you first see it? We've got a new still up at my Renfield Collection shop. Standing by for custom autographs! www.renfieldcollection.com/product-page...

Elon Musk fired Twitter employees and Twitter crashed. Elon Musk fired FAA employees and planes crashed. Not a quick learner.

Oscilloscope aren’t on Bluesky so I’m dropping this here as they’re still the boldest company in the biz. Go support them. store.oscilloscope.net

✨ John Waters Wisdom ✨ “If you can’t love your kid, don’t have it—’cause it will grow up and kill us.” – John Waters Brutally honest, hilariously true, and peak Filth Elder wisdom! Wouldn’t expect anything less from the Pope of Trash himself. #JohnWaters #FilthIsForever #DivineTrash #PopeOfTrash

Now Watching: The Birthday (2004) - Eugenio Mira #TheBirthday #EugenioMira

Now Watching: Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown - Pedro Almodóvar #WomenOnTheVergeOfANervousBreakdown #PedroAlmodovar

Now Watching: Heart Eyes (2025) - Josh Ruben #HeartEyes #JoshRuben

But did Jezebel love Gene

Now Watching: Forbidden Love: The Unashamed Stories of Lesbian Lives (1992) - Lynne Fernie, Aerlyn Weissman #ForbiddenLove #LynneFernie #AerlynWeissman

Valentine’s Day is one of my favorites, completely independent of couples.If you aren’t wildly in love with your friends, your pets, the people in your life, how the sky looks this afternoon, the way the disco ball dances on the faces of the people in the bar mid-conversation, you gotta change that!

Now Spinning: Curve - Blindfold EP #Curve #Blindfold

Now Watching: Il Demonio (1963) - Brunello Rondi #IlDemonio #BrunelloRondi #FolkHorror

The new season of #thelastdrivein kicks off with a 100th birthday celebration on March 7 (several of you have already guessed what that is), and we're back to double features this year, so either take a nap in the afternoon or call in sick because we're gonna get CRAZY.

Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it. Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on. Making this my pinned post.

Here’s Catherine Corcoran, star of the original TERRIFIER, to remind us that the world is full of horror, but horror has also always been full of the world. www.fangoria.com/is-horror-po...

Now Spinning: McAlmont and Butler - The Sound of McAlmont and Butler #McAlmontAndButler

Now Watching: The 39 Steps (1935) - Alfred Hitchcock #The39Steps #AlfredHitchcock

Now Spinning: Frank Zappa - Apostrophe #FrankZappa #Apostrophe

It’s wild how time works. Four minutes of a bad thing is an eternity. Four minutes of a good thing is a blink, a crumb. Grateful for the good that goes way too quickly.

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Veruca Salt’s great second album ‘Eight Arms To Hold You’ was released on this day in ‘97. 🐙 Sadly 38 Special were deprived of any contribution.

Now Spinning: The Jesus and Mary Chain - Munki #JesusAndMaryChain #Munki #ILoveRockAndRoll #IHateRockAndRoll

Post a movie from your birth year. #filmsky

Now Spinning: Missing Persons - Spring Session M #MissingPersons #SpringSessionM #DaleBozzio

Breaking News: Tom Robbins, whose comic novels drew a cult following by blending pop philosophy and absurdist comedy, has died at 92.

Now Spinning: Judas Priest - British Steel #JudasPriest #BritishSteel #BritishHeavyMetal

If you want to avoid companies who have dismantled their DEI initiatives or if you want to reward the ones who are fully committed, this is a handy reference guide. www.dei.watch

“Music is life itself. What would this world be without good music? No matter what kind it is.” #LouisArmstrong

This thread explains what we in physical goods are facing as a result of the tariffs being forced upon foreign countries better than I could ever have. If you think it won’t affect you, it will. I can’t imagine any person that won’t feel some sort of ripple effect from this, even the wealthy.

Not hard to understand, dipshits 🤦🏻‍♀️ #SheShed

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What's absolutely maddening about this moment is that media refuses to pay attention to Musk and Vance's neo-Nazi connections because they feel like it's unserious Twitter stuff... except, Musk and Vance take it so seriously they're putting these people in charge of the entire US government

I have quite a few shows lined up this summer, but I think I’m most excited to FINALLY see The Mission! #TheMission #TheMissionUK #ElderGoth

To me this is presidential

"I just want to be clear about what's going on here." - @warren.senate.gov www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIHN...

At least my summer concert schedule is looking fantastic. #TheMissionUK

This shit makes me so angry. Like, have a basic understanding of how your chosen field of art functions, dipshit: whether you consciously want to be political or not, nothing - not even horror films - are made in a vacuum. Everything, somehow, will always reflect the context within which it is made

Alicia Keys said “suck it” but y’know, way more poetically.

Give my friend @jeanniebeanie.bsky.social a follow. She makes really great art.

Sam (Satan’s Sadists, Dracula Vs. Frankenstein) is my former boss and the living definition of “the little guy” who’s getting screwed by piracy. He depends on licensing and residuals to keep his lights on. Please share. gofund.me/bd2cbecd

"The buck stops here"- Harry Truman "I don't take any responsibility at all."- DJT

All I can really say at this point is if everyone isn't watching how trans people have lost basic rights and protections on a scale that hasn't been seen in decades in the span of 72 hours and realizing that even if you aren't trans there's nothing stopping it from happening to you, you're a fool