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trulyaas.bsky.social
I'm new here, quelle surprise.
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They should do a papal tryouts reality show called “So You Think You Can Pope?”

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

submitted 9 hours ago • 102 comments

The proof that humor is an expression of intelligence lies in the high number of idiots it infuriates.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

i need people to understand that the attack on the us postal service is an attack on private communication

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Have your people reskeet my people.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

My model train club has a #Lego division and we have a fun sense of humor. #modeltrains #Cybertruck

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

I don’t ask for advice, or opinions in reply. Nor do I need to explain my posts. Do I need to justify myself. Fuck..NO

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

The richest man in the world is not building libraries. He is not feeding hungry people. He is not working on public health programs. He is working on robbing a very stupid country where he decided to settle when he saw how easy it would be.

submitted 15 hours ago • 10 comments

Thank goodness so many straight actors have “mixed feelings” about playing queer roles—totally makes up for queer actors not being employed

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

all metals are precious when you put their little outfits on

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

“We are never going to stop existing. I’m never going to stop being trans. A letter on a passport can’t change that, fuck this administration.” — Hunter Schafer on uniting with trans people against Trump’s administration.

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So my parents went to a comic book convention today and posted a video in the group chat and all I can see is the HUGE crowd of unmasked people. Really hope my parents don’t catch COVID again. #WearAMask #COVIDIsntOver #COVIDIsNotOver

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is important and useful :)

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

*Slams dictionary shut til Monday*

submitted 2 days ago • 41 comments

You could definitely call me a party boy, if by party boy you mean that I've never suffered a strobe light-induced seizure.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder how many times I've unknowingly fed the same pigeon twice? Taking a few days off work to think about this

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I want a softer, better, gentler, more understanding and kind world for transgender people/critters and I want it now

submitted 34 days ago • 6 comments

Need to make sure this new platform gets the message as well!

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

The ‘T’ is essential

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I'm a rhinestone cowboy.* *a low-rent Swarovski ranchero

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

My purpose in life is tilting at windmills.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

In some cultures, mediocre shitposting is a sign of spiritual transcendence.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

A treasure trail that leads to a Midsommar-esque death cliff.

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I'm not a fan of thinking on my feet. My brain works better when it's closer to the ground.

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The Bible doesn't say anything about bowling, so we're out here in a freeform no man's land in theorizing about it as a sport and a pastime.

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I don't feel especially old in years, but I do feel ancient in terms of psychological trauma and existential despair.

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sometimes i just start typing knowing full-well there's no draft option to bail me out

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

"Nothing disturbs me more than the glorification of stupidity". -Carl Sagan.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

I wasn't even punk back in junior high school, where I'd diligently help my mom prepare pastries for the church bake sale.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Inside The Actor's Studio, but for shitposters to pontificate on their art and craft in posting.

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ATTENTION: my new online store is now open! this will be my new go-to for all merchandise going forward. two designs are available NOW for clothing, posters, stickers, and more - check it out at the link below SHARE WITH OTHERS AND GET THE WORD OUT I HAVE SPOKEN bornmiserable.threadless.com

submitted 14 days ago • 16 comments

I posted this photo the other day but it cropped weird so I'm reposting the full shot w/ some silver hair. This is me. I'll be 49 on Tuesday & I've never felt better in my life. Growing older is an extreme privilege & with a little luck & healthy living it doesn't have to be a bummer.

submitted 22 days ago • 46 comments

Hugs to other depressed and anxious people out there. Do your best and I’m proud of how hard you’re trying.

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

"Your spirit gets determined by how willing you are to fight" - Tina Arena

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Social media in a nutshell: Hold up, this idiot has an opinion, I must let them know that I too have an opinion!

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

okay some of these are hialrious.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Interviewer: describe a major disappointment in your life Me: walking in here and asking for a job

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It’s not going to solve anything, but a peony as a place to rest our eyes and spirits for a moment mid-battle can’t hurt.

submitted 6 days ago • 65 comments

*googles doctors offering bbls for the soul*

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I put the 'lust' in 'lacklustre'.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I think if we all put our mind to it we can create a tractor beam and convince that asteroid to hit us.

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments