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trumpetman.bsky.social
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Spittin’ mad rhymes over the Pornhub beat

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Getting push notifications from my smart toilet any time someone drops a load

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

It seems I’ve bidet’d off more than I can poo

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Why are shampoo companies so convinced we all want to smell like grapefruit

submitted 174 days ago • 1 comment