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I am the best play. There is no better play. Not even Hamlet by that loser Shakespeare! Currently touring the North West (UK). Tickets on sale now! Follow link. Ireland and US next - then a gulag probably! 👉👉👉 https://linktr.ee/trumplastdays
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I have a tiny crown to match my hands!

As a Russian stooge I am peaking today. PEAKING! #RussianStooge #PutinsBitch #Ukraine

My lil' marco!

RUMBLED!

Weathercuck LOL

I'm going to solve the Drake/Kendrick Lamar feud by only meeting with Drake! #HalfBakedNegociator #Ukraine

Who says I can't make countries great again? Just look at how Russia is doing since I got re-elected!

The Twin Towers crashed into some planes on 9/11 !!!

I'm famous! Even in bat circles!!!

Just some tourists who voted for me!

LOL

I'm Making Measles Great Again! You never got that with Joe Biden. Ur welcome Texas!!!

He got me cheap too! #GREATDEAL

This is for all the MAGAs who voted for me and have just lost their government job thanks to Elon/DOGE...

Where is it written that nuclear weapons need upkeep and maintenance? Not in any books I've read!* *i don't read books.

Am I better at being a grifter or a Russian stooge? Trick question - I'm the best at both!

RUMBLED AGAIN!

LOL

The freedom of Ukraine is a small price to pay to receive sweet nothings from my main mancrush Pootie!

People say Reagan is partially responsible for winning the cold war but I will be fully responsible for losing it! #WINNING #ByLOSING

I'm destroying NATO!

I love filing lawsuits! ...oh wait

I love it when one of my MAGAs whines about losing their job! FAFO lol

You're welcome, America!

Now that's what I call peace and love!

I say the same about Don Jr.!!!!

How about all three!

Suddenly realized Elon in his zeal may lay me off too! OPPS!

The Gulf of Mexico is now the Gulf of 'Murica! Don't say I don't focus on the important stuff!!!

I did that!

DOGE!

I have taken over the John F Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts because when anyone thinks about thought-provoking high-quality entertainment I obviously come to mind!

RUH ROH!

Look it me again!

RUMBLED!

My guys are doing the real important stuff that will improve our lives. Like this nonsense!!!

If you share this you will make me mad. SO MAD!

I'm MAKING STRAWS GREAT AGAIN! SO IMPORTANT!!!

LOL I knew they were full of it!!! #WINNING

When you overhear a Trump supporter at the office venting about the price of eggs and gas.

If Elon's head gets too big I'll just slap ICE on him! Same with Melania!!! #IMMIGRANTS

Fortunately the GOP doesn't believe that or I'd be in BIG TROUBLE!!!

And it's even better if you don't count ANY of the mothers who died! I just made the whole problem go away!!! #WINNING

YES! and you're welcome, America!!!

Let them eat eggs - and go broke!

So unfair!

TONIGHT AT MR.SMALLS IN MILLVALE (Pittsburgh). We're in this with PARROT PLAY - come see! mrsmalls.com/events/suspe...

Guess who released a bunch of violent criminals onto our streets who are now getting arrested for committing new crimes? HINT: It's not the President of Venezuela!

I will win the war on paper straws! PRIORITIES!!!