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I think they should do a Final Destination where it’s ONE PERSON unknowingly almost being killed for 90 minutes, shot in real time, just an unbroken string of Mr. Magooian almost-deaths and then at the end the person dies of a sudden heart attack and Death throws a controller at the TV

this is the real use case for AI: creating a centralized source of "truth" that can be altered at the whim of its fascist owners. technology cannot be disconnected from its financial backing & political consequences. pretending it "could be useful" in a vacuum is a fantasy. bsky.app/profile/pale...

Montana, 1920

manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter? employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked manager: what

To be honest I'm surprised they entered her at all, she never struck me as being that fast

People who abstained from voting to decriminalise abortion: -Wes Streeting (health secretary) -Bridget Phillipson (women and equalities minister) -Rosie Duffield (top feminist and woman defender)

ME: Who ya think is gonna be first to posthumously release an "officially approved" chatgpt single? Like their estate is all yeah sounds good cut the check. ELDER GAR: Silence-quiet pitiful jester! We must collect more sprigs-offerings 'fore Geiger nightfell! MARLOCC THE SUFFERING: Kurt Cobain deffo

It's called the while west because it happened a while ago

(TikTok TTS voice) calling my estranged children to inform them of the miracles !

american watching british panel shows: it’s just funnier. and more human. they know how to laugh at themselves brit watching british panel shows: he’s a terf. everyone here went to cambridge, he’s married to the producer. he should be in jail for tax evasion. the wrong guy on 8 out of 10 cats died

hybrid noisebloom, magnesia nova, dharma, exoking, chabo, 2R0I2P0

trying to live my stupid little life under the threat of nuclear war

final destination bloodlines is great

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

it's frustrating how conservatives have become so scared of cities, given i have an entire podcast about the subject. but my way of doing it is different because i live here and also i am 100000x more terrified of ever leaving the city

About today's public transit discourse: I believe that riding public transit is a spiritual good for increasing your empathy and practicing minding your own business. It also helps you internalize that most people mind their own business, e.g. no one is looking at you.

two new albums now available on my bandcamp: RUINS & CYPHERS subterpod.bandcamp.com/album/ruins

Satisfyingly scratchy- I'm slumping on the sofa with ruins and a glass of wine, and it's helping me not think much.

two new albums now available on my bandcamp: RUINS & CYPHERS subterpod.bandcamp.com/album/ruins

i love being in a final destination movie and putting things down way too close to the edge of tables

these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

thing i'm always on about one of the reasons why you can't "do things the way they did in the 60s" as lefties are scolded so often to do is that media made a move towards not reporting on protests instead of front page smearing so as to smother oxygen. and this applies to regular lib protests too

just saw some poor guy's dinner date go up in flames as he spilled a whole glass of wine all over the restaurant's record player. then an old bloke at the next table goes "what's your favourite record? is it RED RED WINE??" ⚰️

yknow i respect the muppets as much as anyone but it is crazy to think that we've all just accepted a puppet show as a completely normal and even beloved part of pop culture. i've seen the "why isn't kermit cast in more things? he's good" bit done a few times, but genuinely i think they could do it.

i think if you post like "oh FUCK" or "well shit. this is it" when you're just watching wrestling or baseball or whatever you should say you're just watching tv. 50000 bad things are happening at once and you're flipping out because someone did the diamond cutter

Here is the full video. My method for attachment of PS2 to body. Safe and quick.

Nothing to see here, just a chicken Oh, and the ONE THOUSAND year old Bowthorpe Oak, Lincolnshire Photo: Ed Parker

Wandering the empty halls at an avant garde music fest, my pal and I bumped into Attila from Mayhem/Sunn 0))). Pal asked him to sign an album. He spends 5 full mins silently drawing the shittiest pentagram ever. Asked if we had any weed, we said no, he said "ok" and walked away without another word

its so funny that the US has like 3 trains total for the whole country and yet something like this seems to happen every week. i know there are infrastructure-level issues here which cause most of it but also i truly believe americans dont understand what train tracks are

I love transit

nothing is beyond your abilities if you’re okay with fucking up a lot

all the tedious lib journos mad at bluesky for being boring have done this to themselves because they learned on twitter that anyone who is an actually funny or good poster will eventually call them a moron to their face, so they only follow their equally tedious friends on here

(explaining patiently) that user is a tender queer. that user is a schizo queer. they dont like each other because they look at opposite kinds of books and pictures

I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.

“Bluesky is dying”

watching merzbow booking shows in germany and poland and willing him to come to the uk