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TSA PreCheck feels like you’re flying to the Louvre when you’re really just going to Louisiana…

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Artificial skeleton bones are good to go but plz warn us before we open your bag and see Jack Skellington staring back at us 💀

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Someone left their dentures behind at the TSA checkpoint and we’d like to clarify… PLEASE. KEEP. YOUR. TEETH. IN. FOR. AIRPORT. SECURITY. THANK. YOU.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Hey so if you awkwardly realize TSA found a pew-pew in your bag we promise attempting to run to your gate in socks will only make things significantly more awkward

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

REAL ID day is here (this is not a drill)

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

REAL ID enforcement begins TODAY. ✈️ Here’s what you need to know ⤵️

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

When you realize TSA’s REAL ID enforcement ACTUALLY starts tomorrow:

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

REAL ID enforcement begins TOMORROW. If you’re flying within the U.S. & do not have a REAL ID or other acceptable form of ID (like a passport or military ID) you may be subject to additional screening. Plan ahead, arrive early, and arrive prepared. 🔗 www.tsa.gov/real-id

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Ok so we’ve only been talking about this for the last 7,299 days, but in case you were busy… This is your bazillionth reminder to get a REAL ID for the airport (it’s getting awkward at this point).

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

Nobody: People flying to the Kentucky Derby:

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

When the passenger in front of you pulls a live animal out of their pants at TSA…

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

Getting your REAL ID might not seem that exciting at first… but you know what is exciting? Getting on the plane.

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

Trying to chug your entire water bottle in the TSA line:

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

If running late is your cardio then you should probably get TSA PreCheck, just saying.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Fore warning camo shotguns actually don’t blend into your golf clubs (we can see it) so let’s not putt that in there… K, thanks.

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

How it feels waiting for your friends who don’t have TSA PreCheck…

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

You know the rules… 3.4 oz or less. #Caturday

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Who doesn't love a pawty? All the toys, treats, and scratchies, for K9 Ari on his last official day of sniffer duty at Indianapolis International Airport. #DogsOfBluesky youtu.be/6mVIzyK7IqM?...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

After 5 years of sniffing out possible threats and protecting the traveling public, K9 Ari from Indianapolis International Airport (IND) is barking goodbye to the 9-5 and trotting into retirement today. Thanks for your service, Ari. Enjoy your golden years of belly rubs and squirrel surveillance.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

HE’S READY! HE’S READY! HE’S READY! ARE YOU??? May 7th is approaching quickly. Avoid that Krabby Patty feeling at the airport by getting your REAL ID before then.

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

Someone tried to hand us a doctor's note stating that they have TSA PreCheck and while that's not quite how it works... 5/5 doctors recommend signing up (probably).

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

This is not the kind of trip you take at the airport... There's no roomies for your shroomiez in checked or carry-on bags so don't bring these with you.

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

If you hear somebody say “GET REAL” plz blurt out “ID” after because May 7th is getting awkwardly close and your friends probably need a reminder

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

taps mic Hi, quick announcement! It’s still us… previously our handle was @tsagov.bsky.social, our updated official handle is @tsa.gov! The travel tips, cute K9 photos, and TSA good (strange) catches will all still be here. Signed, Blue Gloves on Bluesky 🙃

submitted 36 days ago • 23 comments

Not the sharpest place to keep your knife... Last year it was a gun in a stroller, this year it's a knife in a booster seat. Please stop hiding weapons inside of your child's items. Car seats are for kids, not knives. Thank you.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

You can go ahead and cut chainsaws off your carry-on packing lists…

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

This sleuthy floofy is hanging up his harness! After 5 years of service he’s ready for cuddles on the couch and dedicated squirrel window watching. Thank you for keeping us safe K9 Pawfficer Donald. Portland International Airport (PDX) will miss you! 🥹

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

POV: You're a TSA officer and this is the 427th laptop you've seen today. QUICK... SAFE OR NOT SAFE?! TIME'S UP! Did you say safe? (If so, you missed the big knife inside.) Kudos to our officer who prevented this from getting on the plane. Good job!

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

adds clouds to the “What Can I Bring?” tool

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

This sleuthy floofy is hanging up his harness! After 5 years of service he’s ready for cuddles on the couch and dedicated squirrel window watching. Thank you for keeping us safe K9 Pawfficer Donald. Portland International Airport (PDX) will miss you! 🥹

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Well… this plan flip-flopped. Okay but seriously, “I didn’t know it was in there” isn’t the sharpest response when you can see the outline of it on the top of the shoe.

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Two paws up because it’s two times the fun at this retirement pawty! Thank you for your service Bigi and Medo, we’ll miss you! 🥹

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, pup yeah! Sign up for TSA Pre-PET to pet our retired pups at the airport. Registration is free, treats are encouraged but not required. Plus, TSA PreCheck passengers will be eligible to name our future K9 Pawfficers. More info: bit.ly/TSAPre-PET #DogsOfBluesky @dogs.bsky.social

submitted 46 days ago • 4 comments

If the cat distribution system finally finds you when you’re on vacation, please review the rules before bringing feral Fiona to the airport… Okay? #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

TSA officers will find THOUSANDS of knives today. We’re thankful for the hard work our officers do daily to keep the traveling public safe. Here’s just a small sample of what a single TSA checkpoint (not airport… just one checkpoint) may find in a day.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Mercury might be in Gatorade or whatever but that doesn’t mean your carry-on should be… (plz pack oversized liquids in checked bags tysm)

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Another day, another oddly specific request not to conceal brake fluid inside ZzzQuil bottles at the airport… (No seriously– please stop)

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Will the passenger who forgot their checks notes ENTIRE CARRY-ON SUITCASE please return to the security checkpoint to claim it…

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

REAL ID is coming… and so is your existential crisis if this comic is relatable. 😆 You know that flimsy driver’s license you’ve been carrying around? We'd love it if you upgraded that to a REAL ID between now and May 7th. Learn how to #GetREAL and avoid awkwardness like this: www.tsa.gov/real-id

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment