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Lvl 34 Human. Bookish nerd. Coffee slut. Husband. Maybe vaguely NSFW at times but, y’know, in a cute way. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🍉
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Sat in the kitchen in my pants over a steaming bowl of Vicks so that I can finally breathe and hopefully sleep tonight pray for me lads

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Literally everything is making me emotional rn and I don’t know if it’s lack of sleep or still feeling sick but I just sobbed over a clip of 911 on TikTok

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Been growing my hair out a bit, plan was to get it cut the week before we go to Italy but, very inconsiderately, our barber and his partner have just had a baby so he’s going to be off until after we’ve gone… some people eh? (jokes, we’re very happy for them and baby is healthy and super cute)

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.

submitted 9 days ago • 17 comments

Right. Transphobic asshats have got a petition to repeal the GRA to over 10,000 signatures. Fuck that. Let's get this one higher: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

I think I’ve only slept in snatches of an hour all night, I really just want/need to sleep rn

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I would like to not be sick anymore thanks

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Quick! Repost this with a pic and your fave Pokémon!

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Meant to go out for dinner with Tel tonight but I’m very sick so I stayed home and he went with a friend instead. He just called me on his way home. “You weren’t missing much, it wasn’t very good” “Oh that’s a shame” “I’m kidding, it was probably the best meal I’ve had in my life” 😭

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He's hotter than Zac.... I said what I said 💅🏻

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Yknow what you sneeze and all along your shoulder blades spasm and ache? That’s my life atm

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My head is literally throbbing rn. I can feel it pulsing with my heartbeat.

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I’ve spent all of today in bed feeling sick apart from the lovely half hour when I had some soup and then proceeded to throw up whilst sobbing for 20 mins 👌🏼

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This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune. 💰

submitted 83 days ago • 5 comments

I’ll probably finish my book today, either on the way in or at lunch. What should I read next? Options are Onyx Storm (smutty romantasy with sassy dragons), The Boy I Loved (gay WW1 and apparently heartbreaking) or start my ACOTAR (smutty fae romantasy that talks about “wingspan 😏” a lot) reread?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I swear if I’m getting the bug Terry’s had I’m going to fight someone because I’ve basically sequestered myself for the last few days to avoid it 😭

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Is it snowing?!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I have to leave in about 10mins for my bus but it’s so cold I don’t want to move

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Really? Right in front of my salad?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Too much for main?

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

I’m having a LOT of emotions about the angler fish who swam to the surface 😭

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

My bus to work hasn’t stopped once since i got on, which is both a blessing and a curse because now I’m gonna be earlier than i need to be BUT no one has sat next to me to talk about, like, football or Eastenders

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Well we had a lovely day 🥰

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Corridor outside of our fave tattoo studio had this incredibly cool piece of The Vivienne art 🤍

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

happy valentines gayboys

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Big big boss is in work today and, luckily, he likes my brand already, but every one is so stressed about it

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Didn’t bring a thumbug with me today and I am really missing it, didn’t realise quite how used to having a little sensory fidget in my pocket

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

☀️

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, after this morning, today HAS to get better or I’m going to become a hermit

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Spotify DJ going “hey I’ve got some new artists coming up for you” and it’s Jesse McCartney ‘Beautiful Soul’ and All-American Rejects ‘Swing, Swing’ 🫠

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Terry just pointed out that our entire four day trip to Italy to see Sam Fender in March costs less than one ticket to Beyoncé… 🤯

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