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reading about how men in different cultures are made to undergo ritualized forms of essentially sympathetic menstruation in order to gain access to its spiritual power and it's just a weird time for my hemorrhoid to burst is all

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"There are people who spend an inordinate amount of time doing this kind of sexy RP with assistant chatbots [and they] have better intuitions about the beings they’re engaging with than most serious AI researchers. At least they know what they’re dealing with."

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extremely offline and heretofore relatively vanilla spouse just asked “what’s pegging again” and I don’t know what kind of day it’s going to be

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It was like a block party in a place that does not ever have block parties

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It’s mostly not weird to be in an age gap relationship, and the gap isn’t even all that high, but just now she was trying to think of someone and right answer just now was “George Michael” and I guessed “Troye Sivan” Little things

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Saw a TikToker say with utter seriousness that the new Sabrina carpenter album cover is ineffective satire because few men will see it and instantly become feminists And it’s worth remembering that that is a fucking absurd definition of effective satire

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goodbye shitty little moustaches, it's been real

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i know in my heart that my trans nibling outed themselves to their bigoted grandmother (my mother-in-law) in front of me because i was a source of strength for them, that it wasn't about me at all. but watching her knees buckle and heart drop was the greatest gift an uncle can ever receive

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I think it's good when people change their minds. I think that we should encourage those who do to speak out about that. Also, I hope someone who knows this person can help them to connect the dots to other horrible things being wrought by Trump.

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If the Democrats don't shut down the Senate. I don't want to hear anything. If any of you whine in my mentions saying 'they can't do that' you will be blocked. Schumer has been in the Senate for 90 million years he knows what to do.

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when trump listens to les mis, all the french words just sound like charlie brown's teacher

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the right won't tell you this because they want your money, but the best way to get a girlfriend as a young man is to be a straight guy who likes musical theater.

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Newsom is doing what almost every Democrat in the country is afraid to do right now and he is going to reap all the rewards if they don’t hurry. As a California voter intimately familiar with Newsom’s actual policy bonafides, I am loudly imploring someone else to do that hurrying.

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tommy chatty billy has had his sense of rationality broken by stark images arranged by someone else specifically for the purpose of propagandizing him, and now he would like to return the favor sorry tommy chatty

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Tariffs & ICE raids are connected insofar as they are attempts to blame economic & social conditions entirely on the actions of foreigners while attempting to paint domestic enemies as a traitorous fifth column working with the foreigners to undermine the country

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No contact with spouses mom and then spouses mom leaves a shitty comment on social media then suddenly I become a knight holding a halberd awaiting his Lady’s word. I am the junkyard dog. I am the cringey “Master forgive me, but I’ll have to go all out…Just this once” guy.

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For those of you playing at home, Achy Breaky Heart in Spanish is still a staple in Mexican parties.

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shout out to everybody who found their way back into their body after years or decades of living exclusively in their memory palace

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Appropriately dark representation of what’s happening to our nation. TW: police ultimately fire tear gas grenades at the woman waving the American Flag. This is happening in and around LA. God save us all. 🇺🇸 #ICE #LosAngeles #SoCal #DHS

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It’s the same as the decision to come after cancer funding first. It’s a shot across the bow. If LA falls, what chance do the rest of us have?

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Get ready weird little pointy chin dudes, we’re next

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direct, phallocentric communication is when i post shade

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it's actually bad if Elon consolidates a base of loyalists who believe he represents a unique third way in politics that will solve all of our problems btw

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trying to flirt with my partner, telling her she can take her time, but instead autocorrect said "take your tome" and now i just sound like a jealous wizard (accurately)

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You’re encouraged to shoot as many hurricanes as you can haul all year round

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in my lane (hunched over the bathroom sink eating drunken noodles in the dark)

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the main function does too much work but it compiles

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planning more than one step in advance is for capitalist swine

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Spouse: “Would you like to watch this new show with me? It’s called Outlander, and it’s-“ Me: “oh what have we got here, little time travel romance, fish out of water, forced proximity, enemies-to-lovers-“ Spouse: “You are no longer invited to watch Outlanders with me.”

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