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I draw. I write. I clean. New episode available on the horror pod. ‘The Death of Simon Stephens’ out now https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/brokenboneshorrortheatre https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-broken-bones-book-of-horror-tony-hazel/22141329
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Hello lovely new people. Thank you so much for being vaguely interested in my words. You’re the best.

Just off to the Amex. I wonder which Albion will turn up today? #bhafc

Now do Brucie

If only there was some codified set of rules written down somewhere that prevented despotism.

Solid advice open.spotify.com/track/7nDtDx...

Recently updated the #Horror Podcast starter pack with a few new items. As always, do let me know if I've missed anything (or if anything has gone defunct). 🖤🎥👻📚 go.bsky.app/2xfJWxc

I’m talking to someone who’s asked me a question they need the answer to, and they’re clearly not listening to my reply. Just completely not listening. I’ve repeated it three times and they’re still not listening. And now they’ve missed their chance and I’m not going to repeat it again. So stupid.

As we’re all forced to fixate on the US, day and night now, why do legislators come up with such wanky names for their ‘laws’ (lol like that means anything these days). The SAVE act. What the actual fuck does that stand for? Shut All Valid Exits? So Alone, Very Empty? Squash All Valid Enquiries?

Can you imagine being resigned to Michael Gove having a peerage?

Still rueing the missed opportunity of calling my lad Little Mookie

Happy award season, my lovelies! If you like, please vote in the 2024 This Is Horror awards. This award is recognizing last year's best in Horror!!! 👻 You have until May 1st, 2025, to let your voice be heard. Get with it!!!!! 🧙‍♀️ www.thisishorror.co.uk/this-is-horr...

Oof! That’s got to hurt hasn’t it?

Aren’t we all open.spotify.com/track/6bbQuT...