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If I were the groundhog I’d wake up tomorrow and kill myself.

submitted 82 days ago • 6 comments

I just want an asteroid to completely destroy earth

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

I just wanna chew on some NyQuil right now bro #yum #chewy #delicious #help

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

his taint was scortched, like milk left on the stove to boil without a timer

submitted 93 days ago • 6 comments

I’m fucking done I don’t wanna continue

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 99 days ago • 3 comments

I’ve been on a cheese kick lately. My go-to snack is a bowl of shredded Colby jack. It’s like crack 😍 #cheese #food #snack

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

Have you ever shit your ass? That's when you shit your pants but somehow it doesn't get anywhere on the pants, just between the cheeks

submitted 100 days ago • 13 comments

I wish they sold cigarettes in a pack of like... three. I don't wanna die, I'm just in a mood.

submitted 100 days ago • 7 comments

Drink more water, they say. It's good for you, they say. So I drink more water. Then I have to pee more. This is a conspiracy between big water and big toilet.

submitted 100 days ago • 4 comments

*first date Her: Hi. Me: You can put cigarettes out on my chest if you wanna.

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe instead of staying up late being mad at myself for not getting things done, I'll go to bed and be mad at myself for not getting things done in the morning.

submitted 100 days ago • 3 comments

Imagine if she dug her key into the side of his pretty little armored limousine Do you think she’d get arrested

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not saying I would, but if smoking the horse dewormer cured POTS, I would 🧍🏻‍♂️ #disabled #pots #dysautonomia

submitted 100 days ago • 2 comments

There are not enough jobs for people with chronic health issues that don’t have the ability to call in sick with 24-hour notice. #disabled

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

friendly reminder that it's okay to have a psychotic break just don't do it again

submitted 101 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 101 days ago • 18 comments

We love 2:00 AM manic episodes! I’ve done nothing all day and suddenly I think I wanna start bodybuilding We’ll see what the morning brings (it will bring a depressive crash ❤️)

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Meta can discontinue fact-checking all day long, it’s not like you should believe anything you see on these platforms anyway. Don’t get your facts from Facebook. 🤡 My parents taught me right when they said “don’t believe everything you see on the internet…” Now look at them 🥴

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

shouting "yes daddy" throughout the colonoscopy so everyone is equally uncomfortable

submitted 101 days ago • 40 comments