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Let my legacy be one great quote

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Canada winters

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Part of learning a language is to totally immerse yourself in it. Currently watching Japanese version of “Love Island” where they do a run down of the weeks events. It’s a much more modest version lol

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WHY ARENT WE ON MARS YET ELON?

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Upping my game 🇯🇵😃

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I’m gonna start loving my body instead of criticizing it.

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Getting my certificate in Life Coaching so I can start coaching myself on…life

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A good way to avoid being called a Nazi is to not act like a Nazi

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Truth

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Partner snoring? Easy fix… place pillow over their face until snoring is “smothered” out.

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I gotta be honest team, I didn't have "the sieg heiling will begin on day 1" on the ol' bingo card!

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they should send a guy up to run around on the moon in a big hamster ball. people would watch that

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kate bush running past sisyphus

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There needs to be a deep dive on who the Holy Ghost is.

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Elite athlete at work

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8 out of 10 cats does countdown. Hard crush on Jon youtube.com/watch?v=C_9c...

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44 yrs old and with a 70 yr old hairstyle. Please laugh with me

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(calling this hotel) hello yes, is Patricia in? *snickers* *hangs up*

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Who’s on first?

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Going outside but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with what’s going on

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Someone yelled “see you later” to the crocodiles and there’s a lot of upset crocodiles.

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eye doctors love looking into your eyes. they are the true romantics.

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I loved all Lynch’s work. Eraserhead is my main comfort movie (i know. I don’t understand that either) but all of them are “you can’t just watch a bit” films. Also try and hunt down “On the Air”. He had real comedy chops

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I hope young people understand - as David Lynch's films so eloquently show us: It's not supposed to make sense. It's in the parts that we don't understand, that conflict between logic and chaos, that we discover who we are. Someone is singing in the radiator. Don't ask how. Enjoy the music.

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If you are serious about wanting to defeat Trump, you'll need at least 10 hashtags and 37 emojis in your bio

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Just when you think you know someone, you find out they are secretly a lizard.

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"are you going to be ok?" no i am going to be weird, just like yesterday

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Brief description

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Anyone seen the film “1917”? I watched it yesterday and I highly recommend it. WW1 youtu.be/gZjQROMAh_s?...

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My wife couldn't think of the name of Lady and the Tramp so she said, "You know- the movie about those two horny dogs that eat spaghetti..."

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Just like Ninja, I’m gonna get a low tapered fade

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Sorry I'm late I was finding a good radio station for my dog

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mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace

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My eczema brings all the boys to my yard

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