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I’m Tom!
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I only have one belief and it is that everyone has tried to do a Donald Duck impression at least once in their life.

beau’s bow

I miss you, cup of candy apple slices

It’s 1:18 AM , for those of you that needed to hear it.

Plagiarism? You mean “spicy motif” ?

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #201,730!

How can you tell if a website is from the late 1900s? You count the # of webrings on it !

When someone posts something interesting in Discord, it is your duty to reshare it in as many shared Discords as possible before they can. It’s called “helping”, also whoever gets the most replies wins. That’s just how it goes. I got seventy characters left so I’m going to keep typing now. Thats it.

PSA: If you got time to lean, you got time to clean!

It is my pleasure to announce that Alan Wake is living up to the Kingdom Hearts comparisons.

I got a new @ due to extremely very smart decisions at 5 AM

People are really freaking out about how the Sundering emote from the statue is tied to just one character but like…you can just buy one for every alt!

Stop being a work friend and work on being a friend

And I’d do it all over again for just one more chance at a Choco Taco

Canes

People out here worrying about who to give their spare bluesky invites,and I’m over here just donating mine to my church. 🙏

Tom Tip: You actually don’t have to use snow-cone syrup on shaved ice, you can just drink it straight from the bottle!

Look at this and tell me that there isn’t a god. Nature wouldn’t allow us to devise something so cruel.

Time for Nestle Crunch Ice Cubes and milk!

They should let you order the contents of the crust pan under the fried chicken racks. I don’t care if the quality control is bad, and more than the crust droppings are in it. Just pull the pan out, tip the pan and pour it straight into my mouth. I’d pay 50 cents a second.

It’s Blue Mage on Blue Sky day!

The Sky is blue right now, that means that all skeets have a 1.5x damage multiplier!

No one like this, I’m trying to see something

Y’all ever notice how occasionally the sky isn’t blue? What else are they hiding from us?

As we holiday skeet, let’s remember those less fortunate that are not here with us

Made a bowl of Nestle Crunch Soup to celebrate freedom!

Time to Skeet