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This.

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Nice.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqdy... Thought this was pretty neat.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I've got ADHD so bad. It's like a dog seeing a squirrel. Which weirdly enough I can spell the first bit s-q-u-i-r-r and then I get real confused. Actually, this joke probably works better as a standup joke, but now I've completely lost what I was talking about.

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Arena fucking sucks. I figured out a way to fill the stack after my hidden 5 minute timer. Which is infuriating due to how the game operates when it is in this mode (I wish the game moved that fast normally). But anyway, I generate a couple hundred tokens and the game shits the bed.

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As I said before. The math isn't fucking mathing. The bird flu shit was a cover to jacking the prices up. We need price controls in this country. www.forbes.com/sites/dereks...

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Nice #mtg #mtga #magic #thegathering #extraturns #nice69

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Our German supporters made us realize we made a mistake, and we want to acknowledge it. Germany, you’re in our thoughts. While we’re relieved that AfD was defeated, we understand this is not a moment for celebration. There is still much work ahead, and we stand in solidarity with you.

submitted 61 days ago • 439 comments

One day we will wake up to his obituary.

submitted 63 days ago • 503 comments

who’s gonna do it, who will be the hero we needed

submitted 63 days ago • 1668 comments

They are just fully mask off nazis at this point.

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Even the weird ass homophobic starcraft nerds are dunking on maga cultists.

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www.youtube.com/shorts/E1vGN... Just a general reminder that ALL cops are indeed bastards.

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Just a picture of intellectual equals having a chat.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

This one goes live in an hour! youtu.be/z8Rwiv1rK3o

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I asked chat GPT to hallucinate who I am to see if I could make a youtube thumbnail. I guess I'm Tomer?!?!?! @mtggoldfish.com @mtggoldfish.bsky.social

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Many laws directly reference the Gulf of Mexico. Who wants to bet an oil company or a company that drops Starships into the gulf uses this name change to skirt regulations or punishment?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

America land of the free home of the slaves.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

The Russian backed gop is speedrunning the fall of America.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Just visited my closest grocery store. 18 eggs for $7.50 + tax. Chicken thighs were on sale for $1.49 a pound. Is the bird flu causing the inflation on eggs or not? If so, are they selling us dead flu birds? The math ain't mathing.

submitted 75 days ago • 3 comments

Trump's America is giving

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UiB... @aoc.bsky.social why isn't the Democratic Party talking about this? Trump dismantled the voter protections through his supreme court. Which how the fuck is the supreme court not facing daily impeachments? The government should grind to a fucking halt when

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Watch this fucking video. If you still have maga friends, try to get them to explain this. Just kidding, you can't teach republicans, they only listen to their indoctrination sources. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UiB...

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I keep seeing dems bring up Gaza protest voters as if the problem is with the voter. Can anyone tell me when any dem controlled branch of the federal government cut off funding to Israel?

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

So musk interfered with elections in Germany and France, but the center-right dems want to pretend he didn't do anything in PA (like Trump said with his own face) or America in general?

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