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Perpetually tired gamer and movie buff. I created It Was A Sh*t Show and once saw Danny Boyle at the airport.
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None of this changes, none of this gets better, as long as Fox News exists.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

I can’t unsee it.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I see the toxic Marvel fans made it through the migration to Bluesky…

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Just once I’d like to see the film trope of someone yanking a necklace or chain off of a neck completely back fire, when the chain stays in tact (because it would!) and they accidentally head-butt another person. Or if it did come off, they follow that up with “oh shit, that’s totally broken now…”

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

What’s the point of muting his name if y’all keep screenshotting the son of a bitch?!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

It’s amazing how people post with 100% confidence and 0% context. It always comes out as: “Still reeling from Granthar pulling out that brodie move without considering the time factor. Gonna go stream me some xantam to forget that shit.”

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

2024 turned me 40, made me lose hope in society, and took my dog. 2024 can fuck right off.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I have a lot of questions after seeing Wicked… mostly, why was Ariana Grande on Big Head Mode?

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah… the “Show Less Like This” button does absolutely nothing.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Always. Any hypothetical question of “would you live here” “could live without” “live on a desert island” “in a post-apocalyptic world” etc, for me always comes down to 3 things, will I have: In-door plumbing? Internet? Video games?

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Snyder’s DCEU was trash but… Hot take: Hans Zimmer’s Superman theme is superior to John Williams’.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

In Majora’s Mask, the first 3 Days trapped in Clock Town can be a real slog on replays.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

This close to muting the words “Die Hard”…

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

submitted 71 days ago • 278 comments

Since we’re all poking the mutuals bear: Last Crusade is the best Indy, Vengeance is the better Die Hard, Rise of Skywalker isn’t that bad, Mario Odyssey is superior to Breath of the Wild, Rockstar makes subpar games for sociopaths, Fortnite is legit, songs shouldn’t fade out, screw Thanksgiving.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently resetting your algorithm by joining Bluesky means you’re into the last Era show, completing finals, pictures of space, and stanning a CEO murdered.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments