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turbl.es
batshit aries candle witch - they / them - nevermind i already did the stupid thing. Mentally Ill on Main since 1999. Klefki is my favorite Pokemon. Greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lahu62iykvd5bits4ho6csy/feed/aaaoxnv5gh3ja
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I had a joke about Orpheus but…hey, are you still with me?

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Someone You Can Build A Nest In by John Wiswell

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mom i frew up my SpaghettiOs

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I just can’t with this guy

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so like i know that fortnite does skill based matchmaking but i am still in the fucking kindergarten class and i've out grown it k thanks

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omg i let stan out and i was playing bibeo game and i heard him scratching at the door so i did what i always do which is yell just a minute! and get him when i can. well, when i went to let him in he wasn't there? uh oh. so i check and the gate is in fact open (grr, thanks pest control guy)

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now i can be marceline and shoot people with a grenade launcher i might need a fortnite budget apparently

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you're gonna wanna see this

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I might love Fortnite?

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Hey you guys ask your mom if you can come over I got Ready Set Spaghetti AND Grape Escape for my birthday

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i got killed by universe 1's fry in fortnite tonight and it made me inexplicably very sad.

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hey for real though are you fucking stupid

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Extremely happy about todays wordle

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I lived through my interview I’ll know next week please if there is anything good left in the world god help me

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Billionaire says out loud that he and his Pharma CEO wife have way more access to a Republican White House than a Democratic one

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Waking up every day like

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Interview in ~ 2 hr halp

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Every time I think about an escape room I remember there are people who don’t find it extremely shameful to ask for hints How was your childhood eh

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Extremely happy about todays wordle

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Funny how every time there's a shitty garbage bill that pushes us deeper into the waters of fascism it always has juuuust enough democratic support to pass. Wild how that works. Really makes you think.

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Don't worry... The horse knows the way back. #Pose #PoseRef #Horse

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It’ll be fun to watch a whole new crowd get pissy about cops now that we have a pretty and rich white woman in play

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hi friends!! Do you work in trans medical research or do you know someone who does? I’m writing about all the attacks on our healthcare via the NIH/HHS destruction. #medsky

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when i say politics ruined social media i don't mean wokeness i mean i just want to hear about what you had for lunch and what fictional character you're horny about and instead i have to read about how the mad king just made all his cronies richer

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somewhere in my house is a small container of tumbled stones that need to be put in an order but where they are is a mystery

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killed in fortnite by someone named maga babe it's time to burn it all down

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whenever one of my mom friends is being too hard on her parenting skills, I like to show them a pic of pigeon nests so they feel better about themselves

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“How can you joke at a time like this?” Because I need to laugh or I will die

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