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Game Designer | Currently working on Curtain Call RPG | Community Manager | Co-host of GWJ CC | He/Him
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I’ve been playing Destiny 2 since launch. I have thousands of hours in the game and made loads of friends along the way. After The Final Shape I thought I got what I wanted. I loved the ending. I felt fulfilled. But a Star Wars expansion? Guardians with lightsabers? THE NINE? Alright Bungie I’m in

I am so excited for this Bonnie and Clyde approach to the latest GTA, not just because I love a messy bad bitch but we also so rarely get that romantic-couple-doing-big-crimes thematic in games. I will wait however long for it.

everybody on the timeline rn

Happy Destiny 2 expansion reveal day to all who celebrate.

In honor of Giant Bomb, here's the Dave Lang Phone Number Incident, aka one of the funniest things to ever happen at E3

Facebook is evil. Delete it if you can.

With the little runway I now have, I will attempt to get a new, independent podcast into the air. Original reporting. Every week. Subscribe to the newsletter if you want to watch it being built.

Ok but him pointing out she's taking a shot of malort is sending me Oh no someone from the Chicago area taking a shot of malort someone call the UN

Went to Challengers Comics with the fam for FCBD. My daughter’s first! Making memories is really rad.

One of the most ringing endorsements I can give Thunderbolts is that I actually want to go back and rewatch Captain America: Brave New World now. Like a sicko who loves Thor: The Dark World.

Thunderbolts good.

I want to be friends with Gestrals.

thank you for clarifying that you are well aware of her transphobia and still continuing with the show

Skepticism is always healthy, but I've been keeping tabs on this for years (since my big 2018 story about Red Dead 2's crunch). They certainly haven't eliminated *all* overtime but everyone I've talked to at Rockstar says it's night and day from previous projects. If that changes, I'll report on it.

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

Nobody I’ve talked to at Rockstar has believed Fall 2025 was a real window for a very long time now. Too much work, not enough time, and what appears to be a real desire from management to avoid brutal crunch. GTA VI slipping to 2026 has seemed inevitable for months if not longer

The average American has three friends.

Tonight my daughter wouldn't go to bed unless @paperbacklizard.bsky.social and I sang her the perfect songs. Turns out those songs are from Linkin Park and Wheatus, but in the end it doesn't even matter.

The way Charlie has been championing tabletop coverage for the last few years has been so important for the entire hobby.

Killing all gaming media on the eve of a big console launch and a few months before what will likely be the biggest video game of all time is smart and well thought-out business from people that definitely do not spend all day eating their own shit.

blue shell the rich and then keep hitting them while they're stunned

The slow death of game journalism was not inevitable - it was death by 1000 cuts from people with more money than sense and in my mind began with "pivot to video," a lie perpetrated by Facebook which moved advertising dollars to video and away from web ads with falsified beefed numbers.

The Games Media industry has been on fire for a while now, and seeing so many people I admire go through turmoil because "line must go up" is heartwrenching. If you think this isn't tied to Trump and the ghoulish desire to control people, take a look around and think again.

I believe video games are important for mental health. The world has too many horrors to experience reality 24/7 without going insane. Occasionally you have to recuperate by becoming a skateboarding turtle that collects coins

Yet another example of how this fool attacks anyone who doesn’t agree with him.

This is obviously all bad but I'm curious about "90% Human-like." Like, how do we DEFINE that?

Expedition 33 you were worth it for Lune alone.

Windjammers 2 is such a great game and it feels like no one cared. Sometimes the world is just bad.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” - no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LotR)

Citizen Sleeper 2 Blue Prince Wanderstop Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 A wild year so far. No way this keeps up.

If you’re getting tired of the “Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is FRENCH” jokes you just gotta realize it’s REALLY French and it’s nice.

I call broccoli “tasty fractals” HIBACHI CHEF: I heard you the 1st time.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Siri how do I audition for Pope

BREAKING NEWS: My daughter can say her name now and she’s fucking cute and she’s gonna conquer more vowels soon.

If you take anything away from my post, I hope it's this:

Story time. My *first* memory is playing Super Mario Bros. with my mom. She taught me how to swim in the first water section. It’s indelible in my mind. One of my fondest memories of my Dad is tied to Super Mario Kart, and after losing them both back-to-back I’ve felt very fragile around Nintendo.

Get this man a megaphone.

Pretty terrible world where I worry about people getting laid off when I just see someone in the Games industry post something ominous.

This is a good article. The opening few sentences made me laugh.

Secured a Wal-Mart pre-order, non-bundle, for the Switch 2. If I get a cancellation e-mail I'll be so bummed.