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Amazing that the same book has been used by priests and nuns to explain their moral imperative to die protecting socialists being hunted by CIA backed militias and also by dudes in McMansions who think the creator of the universe considers it a priority to beat neurodivergent 8 year olds

Hell yea brother

Fun fact, lobbying is indeed not a job, it's being a shill for big corps to the detriment of the entire country.

Damn, Nancy was getting ready for the RFK deregulation era a little early huh?

“oh my god. did you see brian’s hat?”

With due respect, for someone who has endured injustices of the US personally, I understand what you are saying and that it comes from a place of well meaning. However, on the left we do condemn the fascists on the right. But we expect them to be evil. We DONT expect the Dems to block good

metaphor for the entire party rn

@iwriteok.bsky.social What do you think of "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" being in Severance?

Day 3, wondering if that bitch ass coward Musk will do it

Here are some nice mushrooms

Had a fantasticly vivid dream about killing some rich fucks including one who in the dream yelled at me and called us poors all bedbugs that need to be squished Think that is a good omen, certainly puts me in a good happy mental place 🥰

Nah the real timeline split was Harambe, most historians agree

People really into the Vault kinda shit rn, we have Fallout adaption, Silo and now Paradise (what if it was bigger?)

Israeli being an apologist for literal neo-Nazis really not helping their image 😬 Like idk man as a jew can't you at least condem people who are openly antisemitic? Every Palestinian makes them shit their pants by existing, but Nazis saluting each other is okay?

DOGE. Like the meme from 12 years ago

Second day of hoping Elon does a [redacted]

LUMON: The work is mysterious and important! The work:

Kinda crazy you would even sign something like that ... I would be so sus, like what's wrong with it that I can't flip it tomorrow. Free market my fat fuckin ass 😭

"I have so much to tell you please come back to Philadelphia this place ain't the same without you Anna" Hits much harder when drunk ans missing your wife

If there is a tea card bro you have not seen how hard I can go lmfao

Watching Day Zero and like .... yeah most of that shit us bad. But locking up Qanon podcaster chuds? Not the worst thing

Gonna post this everyday until the chud in chief does it Actually would make people like him for once, in his final breaths he would get his dream of being respected by the common people to come true. And... it would be a real meme too, finally a good post

I mean when they were openly encouraging people to chug horse-grade dewormer I think is when it was obvious

"It didn't matter what you typed it, it was just a little waste of time to make ME feel important" So like ... can he just be smart and bring a bag lunch already?

Loving this new Jesse Plemmons character, just asslicking so hard "You ... want me to graverob just to be sure? ... Okay sir"

I really really don't understand meme coins?? Like normal crypto sure treat it like a stock, up and down whatever But ALL memecoins ARE rug pulls??? If your hand is not grasping that carpet ready to yoink it, you're being conned. It's really that fucking simple you fucking stupid dumb mfers!!!

"I can't condem this Turkish agent bc it hasn't been *proven* he is taking money and bribes directly from Turkey despite all the evidence " Dawg look at my "opposition" party 😭😭😭

So one cool thing that bluesky has that Twt don't is I liked one cool photo of a mushroom and now there's more of that in my feed

So tired but normally when I get home send the wife a picture of all the shit I got from work like those cops do when they have 300$ in fives and a whole 1oz of fuckin trim

And they just too lazy to get him on the treason of selling shit, if they brought the gallows to the WH lawn mighta made a point

I think a big reason the viziers used to have to be eunuchs is that there's nothing more emascualting for a ruler than to have your "advisor"s little twerp tell you to shut up, his dad is having a big thought coming that you need to enact on his behalf

You know Robert would make some good decisions @iwriteok.bsky.social

The guy who gets paid by multiple companies for "working" when he's playing video games or nutting into a turkey baster sure has ideas of what working is

Real genius would get a higher number on the FIRST try Imagine taking a test twice to get a mid score, like you already know what it looks like now??? Get real

It turns out the real cautionary tale of Jurassic Park was “don’t put tech bros in charge of efficiency”

so funny that the Republicans seem to be getting everything they wanted but JD Vance can't even successfully endorse a Nazi party in Germany

The price of eggs makes this even more of an insult. They are spending so much to let you know you're a piece of shit for supporting a chud fash

How the fuck they got Catholics in Jerusalem??? They can tolerate those weirdos but not literally the people who live in the land?