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this season will be the best mlb season because no angel hernandez

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Bobby Buildings voting for Trump is the heel turn exactly 100% of housing twitter expected

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Today I am “had to switch to the modern Metafilter theme for reasons of age and visual acuity” days old.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Was gonna go with Prime Ribus but then I remembered that Les Claypool beat me to it:

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son would be doing a lot better if dad wasn't also stealing his blood

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land acknowledgement is the only deadnaming that is acceptable

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sometimes you just have a day that makes you think "how did my parents ever manage to do this" and then you remember they had access to benzos

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The fact that liberals are all like “welcome to the resistance, Episcopalians!” and the other side is like “evil statements from disgraced woke commie priest” bodes well for the next four years

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the skeet of the trump presidency and it ain't even started yet

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remember to relax and take time for yourself, the next four years aren't gonna be a sprint, they're gonna be a marathon, man.

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Melania making the case for Specifically Italian Fascism

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I don’t know how anyone who has a Jewish grandmother could have written that ADL statement.

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Everyone leaving X: the Everything App today like

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ADL on Elon:

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First they came for that guy and I did not speak up because fuck that guy

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

"If I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair."

submitted 74 days ago • 7 comments

If you have to sacrifice your values to get a seat at the table then you haven’t gained power, power has gained you.

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Regret to inform, but ACAB does include The Village People.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Staggeringly immoral corporate behavior aside, I’m now imagining what a bike shop staffed by Rik, Vyvyan, Mike, and Neil would be like and the answer is… well, pretty much like every local bike shop I’ve ever been to.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

They’re seeking more information on the criminal gang who masterminded this. Google “LA sheriffs gang” to learn more on how you can help

submitted 62 days ago • 16 comments

Matt Gaetz out here looking like deep-fake Colin Jost

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

every tech company in 2025

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One of the guys in my club went out this morning and stole an obscure KOM from a clubmate and the group chat has been lit since.

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Orinda is Turbo Connecticut

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Thor: Dark World didn’t give us much, but it did give us the world’s best answer to the question “how did you find me?”

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

My partner after anywhere between 3 and 12 drinks

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Rickey was a talent and a character that we’ll never again see the like of in professional baseball. I mourn for Rickey and his family, but for baseball too. I can’t believe John Fisher killed him by moving the A’s out of Oakland.

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