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turdbrigade.bsky.social
Just a turd trying to make his way in the world.
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Sometimes I wish there was a standardized test for adults that could give us a benchmark regarding our reading competency and general knowledge. I want to justify my imposter syndrome with some hard data. “I’m so dumb, and now I know just how dumb I am thanks to this SAT for 40 year olds.”

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Trump is a Russian stooge. Putin may as well written this himself. And any Republican in Congress who said they support our allies before, but are silent today over this, are worthless.

submitted 3 days ago • 618 comments

Embarrassing for modern classical composers that none of them are considered as good as a guy who died in the 1700s. Like being an automotive engineer and getting smoked by the designer of Fred Flintstone’s car

submitted 6 days ago • 88 comments

This incredible woman finishes her master’s degree in May, but we are all about celebrating early and often. Also I’m 40 today. Hell yeah.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Note: In 2024 alone, Musk’s enterprises were awarded approximately $3 billion across nearly 100 federal contracts, averaging about $8 million per day.

submitted 9 days ago • 145 comments

Chappell Roan Wakes up With Pink Pony Head in Bed After Criticizing Record Industry thehardtimes.net/music/chappe...

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

submitted 15 days ago • 171 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

Don't let Trump spin you, he backed down on the Mexican tariffs when the market dropped out, GOP electeds finding a backbone to complain, and the WSJ calling it the "dumbest trade war in history". Trump blinked and embarrassed himself plain and simple.

submitted 19 days ago • 318 comments

Petition to change the Dept of Gov Efficiency to “Ketamine Karl and the Broccoli Bunch”.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Eggs UP Taxes UP Gas UP RX drugs UP Dow Jones DOWN Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, ACA, VA all on the chopping block. Trump was never going to make anyone in America's life easier. In just 2 weeks he's made life harder for everyone except his billionaire friends.

submitted 20 days ago • 322 comments

I am a pretty anxious person by nature, so it makes total sense that I’d wander off to a coffee shop and fill myself with caffeinated leaf juice in an effort to not abate that anxiety, but to put it into ludicrous speed. I am not a smart man.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I’m learning that a lot of things about me that I thought were just quirky little goofs are actually debilitating symptoms of mental illness

submitted 28 days ago • 98 comments

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

submitted 30 days ago • 338 comments

Shoegaze Guitarist Plans to Learn to Play Once Pedalboard is Perfect thehardtimes.net/music/shoega...

submitted 31 days ago • 5 comments

Now that's a headline.

submitted 36 days ago • 113 comments

This TikTok ban is cartoonishly stupid. The fact that our congress can’t pass gun reform or healthcare reform, but can immediately ban a platform that they see as a threat is an open act of war against the American people perpetrated by their own government.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

The Election Fallout Continues: This Woman Is Refusing To Sleep With Her Husband Because He Is Donald Trump clickhole.com/the-election...

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I do think it’s funny that Trump, a self-described germaphobe, would hire a dude who claims he hasn’t washed his hands in 10 years and doesn’t believe in germs. Lesson here is nothing should surprise me anymore, and yet everything does.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I would like to extend my congratulations to @theonion on their acquisition of InfoWars. Here’s to hoping we can finally get to the bottom of all those frogs and the chemicals in the water.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Matt Gaetz getting a position as AG in trump’s administration just gives me hope that one day the Peter principle will come for me too. But for real, what the shit is happening.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

It just dawned on me how out of touch I get when I spend all my time on the same 3 apps. Gonna add this in and totally expand my horizons Watch out world, I’m trailblazing.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments