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turingproctor.bsky.social
IRL I'm mistaken for a respectable person of sober judgment and sensible opinions. Not here. This account is for my goofiest takes. I like cats, books, science, and fun-crazy. I dislike hookworm, throat-singing, fundamentalism, and mean-crazy.
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Mark Cuban posted a TikTok video that he wants to support or invest in somebody who creates a TikTok replacement built on the bluesky AT protocol.

submitted 40 days ago • 605 comments

I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.

submitted 41 days ago • 278 comments

Die early: a scientifically proven way to reduce your risk of dementia #onionheadlines

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I hate to do this to y’all on a Sunday morning, but you know “Cadaver Dogs” is an amazing name for a Post-Punk band. You hate it, but you know it.

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I knew that Audrey Hepburn was gorgeous and talented but didn’t know she was also brave and principled. What a woman! ❤️

submitted 55 days ago • 11 comments

No. Americans' economic sentiment seems to be mainly driven by partisan ideology with only the loosest connection to economic realities. And it's sentiment, more than economic realities, that relates to political behavior. I hate it.

submitted 55 days ago • 6 comments

Thread from last night, apropos of this nonsense. bsky.app/profile/jaco...

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

Oh myyy…

submitted 56 days ago • 436 comments

Accurate.

submitted 55 days ago • 586 comments

Coming soon to a red state near you... www.independent.co.uk/asia/south-a...

submitted 55 days ago • 318 comments

🥺😢

submitted 59 days ago • 163 comments

Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫". 🙏 ❤️ 👍

submitted 60 days ago • 1248 comments

Our grandkids will ask us how we let this happen.

submitted 59 days ago • 155 comments

All this.

submitted 59 days ago • 9 comments

Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster. Tech support: *sigh* Fine. Right click on your hamster...

submitted 61 days ago • 291 comments

This burn was epic. 🔥 - this is when social media deliver. Those ad-lib replies by some brilliant mind.

submitted 61 days ago • 137 comments

Musk breaking up with MAGA over work visas suggests X might lose a whole bunch of Trump supporters, I wonder where they will all go, we should tell them that Threads is pretty nice

submitted 60 days ago • 104 comments

Trying to process all the madness makes me glad I'm in the escapism business.

submitted 61 days ago • 834 comments

Things seem to be calming down over there.

submitted 60 days ago • 1229 comments

Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure? Me: I can do the Bowie part, but I don't have the upper range to sing the Freddie part.

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Unless Democrats can prove that Trump’s new attorney general nominee, Pam Bondi, also had cocaine-fueled sex with child prostitutes, they have every obligation to confirm her unanimously. by Hugh Hewitt

submitted 64 days ago • 31 comments

All the folks who have been screaming about World War III for the past four years are suddenly very eager to get into wars with the entire world.

submitted 64 days ago • 835 comments

He is exactly who we think he is.

submitted 64 days ago • 671 comments

You should've been there. We kicked those kids' asses.

submitted 65 days ago • 92 comments

I’m going to start writing Boiling Frog Skeets: BFS #1: It is not normal for a President to fire an FBI Director who hasn’t done anything wrong #BoilingFrogSkeets

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If you want to understand why healthcare pricing is horrific, the first thing to know is that our system puts 100% of the credit risk for deductibles, copays and co-insurance on hospitals and doctors. That's insane. We have turned them into Sub Prime Lenders 🧵

submitted 78 days ago • 2160 comments

If I had a dollar for every time I've warned people about this, I'd have a billion dollars.

submitted 77 days ago • 707 comments

As of right now, Bluesky is only a little more than 100K users away from 25 MILLION!! The growth of this platform since Election Day has been absolutely INCREDIBLE!! 💙 bsky-users.theo.io

submitted 77 days ago • 731 comments

Just sayin’

submitted 77 days ago • 1441 comments

I want to clarify something for legal purposes. I don’t in fact know if Stephen Miller is a vampire or not. He looks, acts, and talks like one but I don’t in fact know if he drinks blood or will die in direct sunlight. It’s just my opinion that he’s a blood sucking monster.

submitted 77 days ago • 891 comments

Homeboy stopped the wrong lady (H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )

submitted 77 days ago • 2137 comments

+1 I read a *lot* I also listen to a ton of audiobooks on my commute. Claiming that audiobooks aren’t “reading” is nonsense - you go on the same adventures, you learn the same things. Listen to Scott Brick, Jim Dale, Kate Reading, or Michael Kramer — the experience is transcendent.

submitted 77 days ago • 223 comments

None of this is normal.

submitted 77 days ago • 417 comments

We are not going “forget” January 6th. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

submitted 77 days ago • 528 comments

Have a good Wednesday

submitted 77 days ago • 42 comments

Assad is now in Moscow, so Tulsi can visit all her friends in one place.

submitted 80 days ago • 942 comments

Excellent

submitted 80 days ago • 29 comments

Bravo to President Biden for weakening Iran and Russia so that Syrians could take back their country from Assad.

submitted 80 days ago • 40 comments

Came across thins hilariously unhinged piece of decor at a gun club. Put your deer head to good use — curtain rod holder.

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